The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese

Associated Press
Somewhere in the Alps.....

CIA agents attempted to investigate reports of the renegade cats known as The Pooses for Peace wanted by Homeland Security. Authorities believe the cats are hiding at a convent run by The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese.

This is not the first time the nuns have been suspected of hiding the cats. In 2007 the cats were wanted by Homeland Security after being accused of biting Dick Cheney. They fled to Switzerland until the matter was forgotten.

Unconfirmed sources claim to have heard the nuns singing "How do you solve a problem like Zevo" after the CIA agents left the convent. No cats were found.

Mysteriously the agents' vehicles were unable to start. Someone had stolen the batteries and unplugged the cables. One CIA agent has reported that his sunglasses are now missing.

The whereabouts of these cats remains unknown.