Is it safe to come out yet?
This message has been sent by Princess Guacamole on behalf of all the Moose in Alaska.
The Pooses for Peace are recommending that all moose, wolves, bears and furry critters stay in hiding until Sarah Palin is officially out of office and her guns are seized by the FBI. Our covert forces will be attempting to lore her over to Russia. We thank you for your patience and help in this matter.