CNN NEWS ALERTBarney Bush will hold a press conference today at noon EST to explain the allegations that he was the one who bit Donald Rumsfeld (the second biting).
Miss Lucy Fur was cleared of all charges after her lawyer showed that she was shopping at Tiffanys with Oprah the day of the second biting. Tiffany's provided the security video as proof.
Miss Lucy is still in Switzerland opening a chocolate mouse candy factory with the help of Wolfgang Puck. She will be returning to the US before the holidays.
A civilian has volunteered footage shot on his video camera of Barney Bush in drag biting Mr Rumsfeld to the FBI. George Bush has denied that Barney dresses in drag and claims that Rummy and Barney have a wonderful friendship.
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2 comments:
boy you'd never know it that your cable is cut off from delivering the news and gossip to salem! are you sure you aren't "news" cheating online?
I have cable in the casino and the brothel.. you must be mistaking me with my pet human who has been boycotting the news on tv.
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