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2006-12-20

Trump forgives the Miss Poose USA Gals


Entertainment Tonight

The Donald has forgiven Miss Poose USA West and Miss Poose USA East despite reports of drinking, failed cat nip tests and other acts of misconduct. A spokesperson for the Miss USA pooses said that these pooses are innocent and were once substitutes for the famed celebrity cats known as Zevo Calamari and a Miss Boo. This was a case of mistaken identity.

Miss Poose USA West and Miss Poose USA East will be able to keep their tiaras and titles if they behave.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whew! Pulled THAT one off.....He's in a very forgiving, holiday mood these days, isn't he?

boo

zevo hussein calamari said...

It helped that i had a picture of him without the rug on his head!

see you next week,

love
zevo