Today on Lou Dobbs
Expose on Illegal Alien Pooses working as substitutes for celebrity cats attending parties. Todays report will go into detail about the illegal cats found in Maryland and California over the weekend covering for pooses who attended a birthday gala in Salem, MA.
Lou's special guests will be the head of the Border Patrol and the Minutemen of California.
This report is not brought to you by Planet Calamari
2 comments:
my substitute poos has a GREEN CARD! she is NOT an illegal!!
boo
p.s. does anyone have anything stronger than tylenol? my head is pounding....
Have another hit of sambuca!
love
zevo
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