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2006-12-12

Lucy Fur oversees construction

AP
Salem, MA
More construction crews arrived today in Salem as the rush is on to finish the new Hamburger Mary's before New Years Eve. Investors such as Donald Trump, Oprah, and Robert Dinero have been seen dining at In a Pig's Eye, Salem's quaint neighborhood pub.

Several rumors of famous chefs fighting over bids to plan the menu have been circulating. Wolfgang Puck, Emeril Lagasse and Martha Stewart are some of the known contenders. No decision has been made yet.

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