APSalem, MA
Palm trees appeared mysteriously overnight in Salem, MA at the old site of Roosevelts Bar & Grill. Massive construction crews have been seen working feverishly on the building, rumored to soon be the new Hamburger Marys. Every effort to make it appear as it once did in Hillcrest, San Diego is being taken.
Unconfirmed sources have seen Oprah walking around the construction site with a Miss LucyFur yelling at the crew. Zevo Calamari and Boo have called in their friends the Fab 5 as well as Donatella Versace for advice on decorating and menu tips.
The mayor of Salem has assured the city council that all permits and licenses have been approved for the opening. She has promised the city that this will bring in added revenue to Salem and more jobs for residents. An undisclosed source claims that more police have been added to the force and extra space in the jail has just been built.
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