FOX NEWSThis just in ........
Rudy Giuliani is the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack this morning. Rudy was bit while dodging questions about mob affiliations, travel expenses and illegal immigration. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a herd of cats dressed in black, a few wearing tiaras and one sporting a jedi robe running from the scene. Mr. Giuliani is in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.
We at Fox News... a Fair and Balanced news source, are certain it was the work of those liberal cats known as Pooses for Peace. Most probably they are illegal aliens and have ties with terrorist groups.... as all liberal anti-Americans do.
Coming up next........ Unusual activity at Area 51 in Nevada.
8 comments:
Was this before or after his latest scandal on his mistress? I swear, I'll have to work harder to have more scandals than this man. I can't have him getting all the news!!!
C
I wish I'd been there that sounds so cool (especailly the bit about the tiaras as opposed to rugs - I think Mr G wears a rug from his picture). FAZ
Oh, another bite and run! Very excellent.
Yuck... where is the mouth wash? I need a shot of tequila to get that taste out of my mouth.
"It's my birthday and i'll bite if i want too... bite if i want too......"
Time to celebrate on the Forest Moon of Endor.. woo hoo
Bite and run sounds very fun!
Hey, I made a rhyme! *smile*
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
crappity crap crap crap - there's ALIENS in Pooses for Peace? YIKES - Sammy
Excellent choice for a Bite and Run. I hope you have lots of tequila to get the taste out of your mouths.
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