Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2007-11-30

Breaking News

FOX NEWS
This just in ........

Rudy Giuliani is the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack this morning. Rudy was bit while dodging questions about mob affiliations, travel expenses and illegal immigration. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a herd of cats dressed in black, a few wearing tiaras and one sporting a jedi robe running from the scene. Mr. Giuliani is in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.

We at Fox News... a Fair and Balanced news source, are certain it was the work of those liberal cats known as Pooses for Peace. Most probably they are illegal aliens and have ties with terrorist groups.... as all liberal anti-Americans do.

Coming up next........ Unusual activity at Area 51 in Nevada.

8 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Was this before or after his latest scandal on his mistress? I swear, I'll have to work harder to have more scandals than this man. I can't have him getting all the news!!!

C

Christine and FAZ said...

I wish I'd been there that sounds so cool (especailly the bit about the tiaras as opposed to rugs - I think Mr G wears a rug from his picture). FAZ

Daisy said...

Oh, another bite and run! Very excellent.

zevo calamari said...

Yuck... where is the mouth wash? I need a shot of tequila to get that taste out of my mouth.

nubi wan kenobi said...

"It's my birthday and i'll bite if i want too... bite if i want too......"

Time to celebrate on the Forest Moon of Endor.. woo hoo

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Bite and run sounds very fun!

Hey, I made a rhyme! *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

The Meezers said...

crappity crap crap crap - there's ALIENS in Pooses for Peace? YIKES - Sammy

Karen Jo said...

Excellent choice for a Bite and Run. I hope you have lots of tequila to get the taste out of your mouths.