Entertainment Tonight
Rumors are flying! Is it true that celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur is once again off her medication and is about to join a convent?
Our sources tell us that Miss Lucy Fur just found out that her pet human is thinking about getting.... a puppy. Not just any puppy, but a German Shepherd. And to make matters worse the pet human has a grandchild who will be staying for Thanksgiving.
Other sources claim that Miss Lucy Fur is grief stricken that her boyfriend the Royal Corgie dumped her last week for a poodle.
CIA agents believe that the celebrity cats known as The Pooses for Peace have been in hiding from Homeland Security at a convent run by The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese, in Switzerland. The convent was searched yesterday by agents and they could not find any trace of the cats. However one agent claims to have seen a short nun wearing a tiara under her habit.
The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese refused to comment on whether the cats are under their protection or if Miss Lucy Fur will soon become Sister Mary Lucy Fur.
Stay tuned for more on this story.
Next after the break.....Britney Spears loses her keys.
5 comments:
Lucy, I do so hope that your humans are NOT getting a dog. That is scary!
A PUPPY?!?!?! AAaaaaaahhhhhh!
What do you think the call German Shepherds in Germany? FAZ
Being dumped for a poodle and probably having to live with a German shepherd... In Germany, by the way, German shepherds are just called shepherd's dog "Schäferhund". I got that from the maid, and she should know.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Your friend Karl
a woofie! AHHHHHHHHHHH
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
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