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2007-11-14


Tonight On David Letterman...... Jedi Poose Nubi wan Kenobi! Musical guest Moby.

Tonights Top Ten list by Nubi Wan Kenobi

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PET HUMAN

10. SPIT OUT YOUR FOOD INTO THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN

9. RUN AROUND THE HOUSE RINGING ALL THE WIND CHIMES

8. BITE YOUR HUMAN'S CALVES WHILE SHE IS DOING DOWNWARD FACING DOG

7. THROW UP ON THE BED AT 3:00 AM

6. CRAWL INTO THE REFRIGERATOR EVERY TIME IT IS OPENED

5. ANNOY ALL THE OTHER CATS IN THE HOUSE

4. BITE THE LANDLORD

3. DEMAND TO HAVE BIRDIE TOYS THROWN WHILE THEY ARE ON IMPORTANT
PHONE CALLS

2. HIDE THE CAR KEYS

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY YOUR PET HUMAN IS:
POOP IN THE CAT BOX RIGHT AFTER THEY CLEAN IT

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6 comments:

zevo calamari said...

Nubi.... when you use the cat box could at least cover your "mess" when you are finished?

Cheysuli said...

I love the vomit on the bed at 3 AM. We had a meeze who used to do that. I have not perfected this particular talent though...

Daisy said...

Hahahah! That's a great list! We always drop foods into the drinking fountain, too. That makes the water all slimy. It's funny.

Blue Momma said...

Don't they all poop in the clean box? Isn't that a cat rule? When I had five I swear they'd all line up and then each take a poop in each box as soon as it was scooped!!!!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

*GIGGLE*! I love it! Between all of us Ballicai, we do many of those -- and we are all especially fond of doing your #1 -- Mom hardly gets our boxes clean before we are using them again. *GIGGLE*!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha!! Those are great! Bendrix knows all about that stuff...

PS thanks for the heads up Zevo, I'll be sweet as candy for a while. Bendrix who??