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2007-11-09

CNN NEWS FLASH LIVE

I am Wolf Blitzer and welcome to the Situation Room.

Last night the senate confirmed Michael Mukasey as the new Attorney General.
Mukasey's confirmation came after an emotional debate over his refusal during Senate hearings to call the interrogation technique that simulates drowning 'torture'. Key Democrats, including Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada, argued that was enough reason to oppose the nomination.

Immediately after the confirmation of Mr. Mukasey all 53 of the Senators who voted for Mukasey, as well as the new attorney general were simultaneously bit by cats wearing tiaras, jedi robes, flip flops and beach attire. Screams and obscenities were heard several miles away.

All victims of this Bite And Run remain in stable condition at Walter Reed Hospital.

A note was found by police that said "Certainly if water-boarding is not torture, then neither is biting. Shame on all of you."

All cats escaped the scene of the crime immediately and no suspects have been named. Unconfirmed sources claim the cats were on their way to a party in Florida.

Stay tune for more on CNN.
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6 comments:

zevo calamari said...

I am so ready for a margarita. My teeth hurt.

Cheysuli said...

That's so great. happy to say that our senator, Patty Murray voted AGAINST the confirmation...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha I didn't see any cats? Did anyone else?
On a completely unrelated topic, I can't get this taste of bitter old man out of my mouth. I gotta go gargle.

Daisy said...

Bite and Run! Bite and Run! Hahahahahahahahaha!

The Meezers said...

we knew our jedi robes and flip flops would come in handy one day.

Karen Jo said...

That was a great Bite and Run. Good job.