Associated Press
Austria
CIA agents attempted to investigate reports of the renegade cats known as The Pooses for Peace wanted by Homeland Security. Authorities believe the cats are hiding at a convent run by The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese.
Unconfirmed sources claim to have heard the nuns singing "How do you solve a problem like Zevo" after the CIA agents left the convent. No cats were found.
Mysteriously the agents' vechicles were unable to start. Someone had stolen the batteries and unplugged the cables. One CIA agent has reported that his sunglasses are now missing.
The whereabouts of these cats remains unknown.
8 comments:
I thought i was going to sneeze while hiding behind those dusty tombstones. Who ever thought of putting gravestones in a church anyway?
These sunglasses go great with my robe and light saber!
So cool do i look.
would someone please tell me what we're supposed to do with these batteries?
Zevo, we think it's ok to come home now. We think Homeland Security has moved on to other issues - like the vishus deer prollem.
I hope that homeland security will move on to other problems. I hate to think that my blog caused you to go into perpetual hiding!
Oh, ***GIGGLE***... Perpetual Holy Cheese? Don't tell my brother MaoMao -- he loves cheese! He'll join you in hiding!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!
The Convent of Perpetual Holy Cheese sounds like a great place to hide out. I hope the nuns share it with you. I hope it is safe for you to come home soon. You wouldn't want to miss out on turkey day.
Oh my! I do hope you get to enjoy Thanksgiving!
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