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2008-01-26


CNN BREAKING NEWS

Yesterday during the FISA debate in the Senate, hundreds of cats along with a black lab and one shepherd puppy ran through the aisles biting and scratching Senators Harry Reid, Diane Feinstein and numerous other senators who voted to let the government snoop on Americans illegally. (To see if your senator was bit click on www.irregulartimes.com)

Also bit by another patrol of cats in South Carolina were Senators Clinton, Obama and McCain. These cats were hissing "Shame on all of you for not showing up to defend our rights! None of you deserve to be the elected." CNN believes these cats are supporters of Presidential Candidate Cheysuli.

Some of the cats were wearing tiaras, all were wearing black leather jackets with a Bite Patrol logo on the back. Unconfirmed sources saw one cat wearing a jedi robe and swinging a light saber. Others reported seeing Dude the Bird Dog, ex-dog of Mike Huckabee in fishnets and a sequined IMPEACH t-shirt. One aide claims to have seen a black shepherd puppy running with the cats.

All Senators were rushed to an undisclosed hospital and are in stable condition. Several senators are missing earrings, watches and blackberries. Capitol Hill authorities believe this attack was led by the Pooses for Peace, friends of Senators Chris Dodd and Russ Feingold.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari released a statement after the attack,"Give us liberty...or you get bit! Don't tread on my tiara!..... What earrings? What is this entry "For a good time call...." in this blackberry?"

Security will be tightened for Mondays'showdown in the Senate over the FISA debate.

The Pooses for Peace are urging everyone to please call their congressmen if they care about this important issue.

9 comments:

zevo calamari said...

yeeeeeeeeuuuck... Pass the tequila. Those are some nasty tasting humans! bleeeuck...

Hey.. who wants to go over to the National Gallery of Art tonight? We need to get Boo's pet human a few presents for her birthday........

Dude the Bird Dog said...

I think Larry Craig likes me.....

Boo said...

Well, I heard that Mark Foley has had a thing for you for years!

What a great idea, Zeevs...Yes! Let's go to the National Gallery of Art! I know just the colors which would work in the house...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yeah Patty and Maria. I am glad to know that they are listening to me!

I have to admit that had I been a senator I might have missed the vote as hard as campaigning has been... however I do not have a private plane and do all my work on paw... so what's their excuse?

The Cat Realm said...

Yes - let's bite all these humans!!!! NO ONE gives us the rights we deserve! Which is really very sad....

Daisy said...

Bite and Run, Bite and Run, lots of Fun for Everyone! Hahahahahaah!

ps: I love the Bite Patrol leather jacket.

Christine and FAZ said...

I am impressed Zevo - you know what Burns night is! Some people (and cats) thought it was for Mr Burns out of the Simpsons. FAZ

Sassy Kat said...

Count me in with Daisy, bite, bite, and run!!!!! Too funny

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We must confess: it was us that stole the Blackberry. We wanted our own I-Paw, and it was a close as we could come. Bite and Run!