Thanks to George Clooney we are resting comfortably and in luxury at his Swiss chalet. The cheese is divine here. George has excellent taste in wine. What a guy. He even ordered special beer for Bubba, Nubi and Sarge. Tonight he will be having a small gathering in our honor. Just a few old friends, Johnny D, Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt without the wretched children or scary wife.We need to rest and recoup after all that biting in the past few weeks. Rumor has it that Tom Brady is limping, Gisele is missing her diamond earrings and those cheerleaders have been complaining about losing stuff too. What a bunch of babies! Belichick's camera is coming in so handy here.
Not sure how long we can stay with George. We must recover in time to help Senator Chris Dodd again in his fight with Congress against the illegal spying mess. And with the elections, we must continue to be on call for a Bite & Run attack at a moments notice. Miss Lucy Fur will be suing Dr Phil soon and will be on Larry King to tell all.
So many ankles...so little time. It is so hard to be us.
ciao ciao for now
2 comments:
I like that--so many ankles so little time. I wonder if you can divide them up amongst other critters? I think we outnumber the humans...
We could have a "BITE AN ANKLE TO SAVE THE WORLD DAY" and get all sorts of critters involved.
We just called Harry Reid's office and they were RUDE and did not want to hear anything we had to say.
It's Bitey time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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