Miss Lucy Fur's Statement
Thank you all for your cards, flowers and messages of support. I called George Clooney and he got me out of that horrible snake pit of a hospital. He just smiled at the Wardenlike Charge Nurse and she dreamily opened the locked ward.
Dr Phil is a hack and I need to go to Switzerland to George's chateau to recover. I'm thinking of joining Britney with a law suit against the Philster. Anyone have Gloria Allred's cell phone number??
Judd HAS TO GO! He's already playing with my toys and acting cuddly with everyone. It's disgusting.
Miss Lucy Fur