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Sharpen Your Teeth!

Fellow Bite Patrol is the day. Will we permit this chimp to take away our freedoms? Sharpen your teeth.... Soon we go into battle. ...........

Thanks to those who nagged urged Senators Clinton and Obama to come back to work and vote against McConnell's cloture vote on the Intelligence Committee's pro-telco amnesty FISA bill, they will make a guest appearance and should be spared from being bit today.

However... our work is cut out for us. Here is the list of Senators who think it is ok for the Chimp to illegally spy on you and your pet humans... and they are willing to give immunity to those telecom companies for helping. Have your pet humans call these folks and demand they vote NO for on McConnell's cloture vote and NO more spying !
These Senators should be warned to wear armor if they do not comply!
  • Bayh (202) 224-5623
  • Carper (202) 224-2441
  • Inouye (202) 224-3934
  • Johnson (202) 224-5842
  • Landrieu (202)224-5824 BIT EXTRA HARD! SOLD OUT TO THE TELECOMS
  • McCaskill (202) 224-6154
  • Mikulski (202) 224-4654
  • Nelson (FL) (202) 224-5274
  • Nelson (NE) (202) 224-6551 BIT! SOLD OUT TO THE TELECOMS
  • Pryor (202) 224-2353 BIT! SOLD OUT TO THE TELECOMS
  • Salazar (202) 224-5852
For up to date info on the battle go to

Tonight Special Bite and Run Forces will be covering the State of the Union. There will be a party afterwards at the National Gallery of Art with plenty of nip-tinis, tequila and ham!

May the Force be with you!


Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am happy that my senators are not on that list. I am glad to know that Patty is listening to my advice...

Daisy said...

Teeth strong: check
Clawrs sharpened: check
Jacket clean and pressed: check

I am ready!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

My teeth are SUPER sharp and my claws were filed to daggers! My LL felt it was important to help.


Anonymous said...

I am ready, too! And I've been saving up an extra big hairball.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

The Meezers said...

we is happy our NY senators are not on the list.
Although I am missing some teefs, Sammy's are extra strong and we will both be there with our world renown claws of doom.

Miles Meezer

Kimo & Sabi said...

We are not allowed to watch anything Bushy.

Karen Jo said...

Go, Pooses! I am very happy that you are all armed and ready.

NFL said...

We are definitely ready: we'll also send our Dad over; as he is a raging politi-cat.
We anxiously await your perspective on the state (or lack thereof) of our union (misnomer).