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Huckabee Declares War on Show Tunes

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After giving a stellar performance at the Pooses for Peace New Years Eve Gala, Liza Minelli announced that she was adopting Dude the Bird Dog, the former dog of presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

Ms Minelli promised that Dude would be much happier in an environment that supported alternative lifestyles and he would be free to wear a tiara, fishnets and sing show tunes.

When asked to comment on his adoption Dude the Bird Dog belted out in song
" Start spreading the news.........."

There has been no comment from the Huckabee camp, however unconfirmed sources report that he is furious and vowed to make singing show tunes illegal once he is president.

After the break on Entertainment Tonight a look at celebrity pooses in red versace at the Pooses for Peace Gala. And was Al Gore really there? Stay tuned!


Cheysuli and gemini said...

Of course Al was there. We had a great chat. He loves me you know...

As for Huckabee--did you know his son was arrested (and he got the charges either lessened or dropped) for killing a dog?

zevo calamari said...

Yes.. we heard that about Huck' son being a dog killer....... and of course everyone by now has heard about how Mitt Romney strapped his dog to the top of his car on his vacation.

What is wrong with these people?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Ah, if only he could quit such a terrible position. What a piece of s*it Huckabee is (and his son!)

I wish we could all have wonderful loving homes. I hope our next president will understand the plight of animals in this country (and eventually spread the word world wide!)

The Meezers said...

well crappity crap crap crap - what if i get assimilated by the borg again? they only way to un-assimilate is singing show tunes with jean luc picard for 3 days.