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Nubi wan Kenobi, Chosen Bodyguard for Chey!

Honored i am, chosen i have been. Protect Cheysuli i shall. New Ray-Bans will me she give? The ham enjoy you did?

May the Force with you!
general nubi wan kenobi
jedi poose
New Body Guard to Presidential Candidate Cheysuli

Thanks for taking hiring him Chey! The ham is in the mail. I never thought just offering a ham would be the easiest way to ship him off somewhere else!

Just a reminder to all pooses who have recently volunteered for The Bite Patrol Brigade:
Monday we will need reinforcements.
We have the FISA bill debate and later we will be sending in special forces for the last State of the Union address by the Decider Chimp.

Please be in full uniform. Sharpen your claws and teeth.
Plenty of tequila and Listerine will be provided for that nasty taste!
Party afterwards at the National Gallery of Art.
ciao ciao
zevo calamari

p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Boo's pet human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Happy Birthday to Keith Olbermann ! xoxoxoxo


Maggy & Zoey said...

Interesting... perform your duties well. Be alert... you never know when danger will strike. By the way, you might want to visit the National Feline League... root the players on... it's at

Daisy said...

Congratulations, Nubi!

I am going to go sharpen my clawrs and clean my jacket so I am ready for Monday's Bite Patrol!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am pleased to welcome you Nubi. You will do person bodyguarding, although I think Rangeman will be a general security team...

Mickey said...

Well,congrats on becoming Chey's new bodyguard!!
Sounds like you are well qualified :)
Purrs Mickey