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2008-04-11

Breaking News

Associated Press
New York

Breaking News.................

Authorities are reporting a Bite and Run Attack at the UN Headquarters in New York City just hours ago.

Unconfirmed sources claim that the infamous Pooses for Peace organization requested to address the UN General Assembly concerning the war in Iraq, Dafur, Tibet, torture at Gitmo and the war crimes committed by the Bush administration.

The Assembly responded with "So sorry,,,,,,We are very busy and important. We do not waste time talking to cats."

Shortly after the statement screams, shrieks and sneezes were heard through out the entire building. UN diplomats were taken to an undisclosed hospital for treatments of ankle bites, knee scratches and allergy attacks. All are in stable condition.

No suspects have been named as security cameras seem to have malfunctioned during the attacks. Rumor has it that the Bite and Run Brigade, a division of the Pooses for Peace, was to blame.

Several diplomats have reported missing earrings and watches. The UN will be closed on Monday to repair carpet damage and stench control.

Pooses for Peace Spokes-poose Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement. "Too busy to discuss torture? May fleas descend upon your home and your bodies. May you be feel the pain and suffering of all those who you should be representing. And may you forever smell the stench of our Poop and Run brigades upon your shoes. "

Zevo Hussein Calamari and her cohorts will be on David Letterman tonight.

5 comments:

zevo husssein calamari said...

Pass the tequila now.. i have the most horrid taste in my mouth.

Marilyn MonREOW said...

My goodness, the nerve of them.. they actually said they consider talking to cats to be a waste of time? I'm aghast.

Awful, awful (and clueless) humans.

Long Live the Pooses for Peace!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Mickey said...

The Assembly responded with "So sorry,,,,,,We are very busy and important. We do not waste time talking to cats."
We are in more trouble than I thought! Stoopid beans!
Those beans were lucky to get off with scratches and bites. Shredding would have been better! more fun too,hahaha!!
Here,have some more tequila!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Daisy said...

Bite and Run! Bite and Run! Bite and RUN! Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaa!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Nice earrings I found. Very good taste you have Zevo--an excellent part of Zevomas!