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2008-04-30

There's no place like home..............

I'm home! Oh Aunty Em... there's no place like home!

I am feeling a bit woozy. I hope i do not have to go back to the v-e-t's... tho they were very nice to me....except when they were poking and prodding me. They shaved me too... only parts........ My pet human thinks i look like some dude named MR T and the male pet human keeps screaming "I pity the fool" every time i walk by. (I got more respect at the vets.)

Now i have to tolerate the nasty medicine the humans will force down me... and i heard rumors of Chinese herbs and acupuncture are in my future.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My pet human keeps telling me i will have to get a job or she will have to sell one of her kidneys to pay the vet bill. (She is lucky that this vet knows her and is allowing her to pay it in chunks!)

Zevo has been a real bitch um challenge to be around. She acts like i am some new poose invading her home. She is very unhappy that i have returned. I have only lived here almost 2 years. The pet humans adopted me when her sister the Baby Pig passed away hoping i would keep Zevo company. She has been mad ever since. I hope she remembers to like me again. If i had some extra cash i would buy her a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes....or i would pay the vet bill.

Well.. i am tired again. Very tired. I see a pink lady in a bubble telling me to click my paws and repeat... "There's no place like home.........There's no place like home................There's no place like..........om.......................
xoxoxoox
thanks to all for your purrs and prayers

nubi wan kenobi

10 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

I am NOT a bitch. You were supposed to stay at the vets and let me have the humans to myself.

So....you said you were going to buy me some shoes?????????
xxxooxo

The Meezers said...

welcome home Nubi. we hopes you start feeling better soon buddy!

Boo said...

welcome home, nubi!!!! you have every right to be home. zevo's just being hormonal, that's all. not to worry. a pair of jimmy choos will make her forget everything else.

Mickey said...

Welcome home Nubi!!!!!!!!!!!!
WooHoo!! I agree that there is no place like home!!!! Sorry about Zevo :( I have 2 sisfurs and they are a pain :o
They are much younger than me, maybe that's it.
Just get well dude!
Purrs Mickey

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Nubi! I am glad you are home!

Anonymous said...

Welome home, Nubi. Judd, the Stoopid Wonder Puppy, is available to keep Zeves occupied so you can have some rest and pet human time to yourself.

Just let me know and I'll put him in his crate on the first plane out!

Smooches,

Miss Lucy Fur

Karen Jo said...

I am so very happy that you are home again, Nubi. I hope that you will start feeling better very soon. Zevo will get used to you again as soon as you lose the vet smell.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Nubi, we are sorry to hear you had to go to the vet. As for the shaving, just remember: bald is beautiful! We are purring for you!

Zoolatry said...

OhOh... another "I Don't Like You" relationship. M & Z have now been like that 2-whole-horrible-months.
Nubi, Zevo -- get your act together, please... don't be like
M & Z !

Daisy said...

Oh Nubi, you look very drowsy. I am so glad you are back home and feeling better. Get plenty of sleep!