There's no place like home..............

I'm home! Oh Aunty Em... there's no place like home!

I am feeling a bit woozy. I hope i do not have to go back to the v-e-t's... tho they were very nice to me....except when they were poking and prodding me. They shaved me too... only parts........ My pet human thinks i look like some dude named MR T and the male pet human keeps screaming "I pity the fool" every time i walk by. (I got more respect at the vets.)

Now i have to tolerate the nasty medicine the humans will force down me... and i heard rumors of Chinese herbs and acupuncture are in my future.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My pet human keeps telling me i will have to get a job or she will have to sell one of her kidneys to pay the vet bill. (She is lucky that this vet knows her and is allowing her to pay it in chunks!)

Zevo has been a real bitch um challenge to be around. She acts like i am some new poose invading her home. She is very unhappy that i have returned. I have only lived here almost 2 years. The pet humans adopted me when her sister the Baby Pig passed away hoping i would keep Zevo company. She has been mad ever since. I hope she remembers to like me again. If i had some extra cash i would buy her a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes....or i would pay the vet bill.

Well.. i am tired again. Very tired. I see a pink lady in a bubble telling me to click my paws and repeat... "There's no place like home.........There's no place like home................There's no place like..........om.......................
xoxoxoox
thanks to all for your purrs and prayers

nubi wan kenobi