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2008-04-20

Breaking News

CNN
BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS
Pope's Red Prada Shoes Missing


Pope Benedict celebrated Mass today at New York's Yankee Stadium for 60,000 people. Animals were banned from the service.

Following the Mass the Pope took a nap at his hotel. Authorities report that his red Prada shoes were missing from his room when he awoke. No signs of break in or any evidence how the shoes could be stolen have been found. Security cameras at the hotel were accidently turned off during his nap.

CNN will continue to report up to date information on this misfortunate event. Paris Hilton is still missing her designer sunglasses. One of the Simpson girls is pregnant and a space ship has come to take Tom Cruise to the Mother-ship.

In other unrelated and boring news children in Dafur and other African countries are dying from hunger, people are dying in Tibet and we are not allowed to report on what is really happening in Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan.

10 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

Should we sell these on Ebay or hold on to them?
xoxoxo

Daisy said...

But the shoes are so fabulous! Who could resist?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow, I bet I would look good in red shoes, but they would cover up my lovely brown toes. Maybe not...

Mickey said...

Bon Voyage Tom!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

meemsnyc said...

Prada shoes? Wow, the pope has expensive taste! CNN has horrible news! They are barely a news channel!

The Meezers said...

red is a great color. i bet that you could get SQUILLIONS of dollars on e-bay for them. and use the green papers to feed people in other countries.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

*crunch munch chew* huh? what red shoes? Bendrix and I know nothing about this *hack hack hack* these don't taste like Prada....

gosh, I know all about Hilton, the trashy Simpson girls and Tom Cruise (bye bye Tommy), but what is this Dafur you speak of? It can't be that important or People magazine would have that on the cover. Jeez. (I hope my sarcasm came thru. If not, I'm with you on the last paragraph-Hollywood news is just a bunch of crap)

Gandalf & Grayson said...

The Pope wears Prada? Does Meryl Streep know this?

Lux said...

What's Prada?

;-)

Quasi said...

I say put them up on Ebay now. BTW, Steve's mother says she read someplace that the Pope loves cats. Smart man, except for his fashion sense.