Cats Sprung from Jail

In a press conference held on Capitol Hill, Senator Ted Kennedy defended the Pooses for Peace leaders who were arrested at the Anti-War March on Saturday.

"Once again this administration has over stepped its powers by arresting innocent cats. The cats are innocent until proven guilty. As of yet, no incriminating evidence has been found linking these cats to mysterious Bite & Run attacks on Alberto Gonzales and Karl Rove."

Thinking that the microphone was off, Mr Kennedy added under his breath, that both Gonzo and Rove deserved to be bit.

Unconfirmed sources claim that Kennedy made their million dollar bail and all were free to go.

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Cats Arrested at Anti-War March

At least 300 anti-war demonstrators have been arrested on the steps of the Capitol when they jumped barriers around the base of the building.

Several thousand anti-war demonstrators marched through downtown Washington, clashing and biting police at the foot of the Capitol steps.

Among the crowd were war veterans and relatives of servicemen killed in Iraq. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen thousands of cats, dogs and a variety of animals wearing pink armbands with the Pooses for Peace logo.

Anti-war protesters march demanding an end to the war in Iraq, the return of US troops and the impeachment of US President George W. Bush in Washington, DC The anti-war protest began with Iraq war veterans, military families and other activists gathering in a park outside of the White House.

Among those arrested were the founders of The Pooses for Peace, Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur, all wearing tiaras. Homeland Security named these cats as suspects in the Bite & Run attacks that have been recently occurring in Washington DC.

At least 50 other cats were arrested. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a cat wearing a brown robe and carrying a light saber. Another was wearing a leather jacket and carrying a can of Natty Boh beer. No word if presidential hopeful Cheysuli was at the march or arrested.

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Pooses For Peace March

There has been a slight change in plans for this weekend. We have decided that the
Pooses for Peace will march in the peace rally tomorrow in Washington DC. I think we will be escorting the Code Pink Ladies. They have asked us for Bite Patrol support in case they are harassed.

You are all invited to march peacefully with us. After the rally we are having a huge party at the Casino Calamari. The party will continue on Sunday. Hope to see you all there! ( or maybe we will all share a cell in jail together!)

All we are saying ......is give peace a chance!

The Pooses for Peace

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Shhhhhhhhh

Shhhhhhh...... I am hiding from my pet human. She is upset that i chewed on her new wicker chair. I am not sure what the big deal is...it tastes good and i thought she bought it for me.

I am gong to hide until my substitute poose shows up. He won't mind getting yelled at... after all i am paying him in tuna treats for the weekend.

I have been invited to the Casino Calamari by Zevo. Her parties are much better than the ones we have in my neighborhood. She serves imported beer, champagne and there will even be dancing! I do hope Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and Nubi will be there.

Later Dude,
Bubba

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It's Here!

Oh lookeeee what Bubba sent me! A sparkly pink mermaid from Florida. ....and it is filled with catnip...meowie wowie! I love it. It matches the big mermaids my pet human has hanging in her mermaid bathroom from Bubba's pet human, my Auntie Carmen Flamingo.

I think i will invite Bubba up to our Casino Calamari this weekend. We are having some wonderful guests performing. I think he will have a blast here. He is such a great dancer. That poose was really kicking up at Boo's birthday party at the Moulin Rouge last month.

.........hmmmmm what should i wear?

ciao for now,
zevo

p.s. Please have your pet human sign the petition on the previous post so we can help our friends the whales. Thanks!

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Calling all Pooses!

Tell the U.S. Navy to Stop Killing Whales!

Ear-splitting military sonar is needlessly killing whales and other marine mammals throughout the world's oceans. Yet the Navy has refused to put effective safeguards in place during testing and training. These simple precautions -- such as avoiding sensitive habitats where whales are known to migrate and raise their young -- would help prevent the infliction of pain and death on these magnificent animals without compromising military readiness.

Please have your pet human sign this petition to help save our dear sea friends before there are no more left on the planet.(Hasn't the military caused enough damage on this planet???) www.nrdconline.org

It's a Boy!

Well... it is official. I have to give up my favorite hiding place to a human.....a baby human... and it is a boy with really big feet. I hope he does not interfere with my sleep too.

Sarge is out getting us a few six packs of Natty Boh... we are having a party tonight! Everyone is invited.

This may be the last time we can have one for about 18 years!
xxoxoxo
tao

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Wishing, Hoping and Napping

It is laundry day and my pet humans expect me to fold these clothes and put them away. I have better things to do, like nap on top of them.

Rumor has it that Bubba has sent me a gift. I do hope the mail comes early today. I wonder what it is? Earrings? A bracelet? The latest Versace purse? Bouquet of cat nip? Box of tuna treats?

I hate waiting...... so i guess i will just have to nap. Someone please close the blinds, that sun is getting in my eyes.

xoxoxo
zevo
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Lucy Fur on Oprah Today!

Today on Oprah!

Join Oprah and her guest Miss Lucy Fur as they dish about the latest rumor of Miss Fur dating Leona Helmsley's dog who just inherited 12 million dollars.

Learn who Zevo Calamari has her eye on ...is it Bubba? Is Boo still dating George Clooney? Is Nubi Wan Kenobi really a Jedi? And who really calls the shots on The Bite Patrol?
You don't want to miss this show!

Later Miss Fur will also give fabulous fashion tips for those pooses on a budget.

Oprah's musical guests today are The Dixie Chicks.

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We have a candle lit for all those dear pooses who have crossed over these few past weeks.

It has been a busy week and my teeth are tired. Time to meditate and be one with The Force.

Hard to see the dark side is...Bit next, who will be?

A Jedi flows with The Force....

Off we will be, for this holiday.

May the Force be with you,
nubi wan kenobi, jedi poose




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Newsflash! Michael Vic Bit

For those who do not know why this man was bit please read the article by CNN below. This is a warning to all who kill innocent animals for sport. The Bite Patrol is watching you....prepare to be bit!
xoxoxo
The Bite Patrol

CNN:
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick faces criminal charges and a possible prison sentence for allegedly participating in an enterprise that trained pit bulls for death matches in which spectators bet on the outcome, federal prosecutors announced Tuesday.

Vick, 27, and three associates were indicted by a federal grand jury in Richmond, Virginia, on a conspiracy count alleging they bought and sponsored dogs in an animal fighting venture and traveled across state lines to participate in illegal activity, including gambling.

According to the indictment, dogs that didn’t show enough fighting spirit, or that lost matches, were put to death by a variety of methods, including shooting, drowning, hanging and electrocution. Prosecutors allege that on one occasion earlier this year, Vick participated in killing eight dogs.

NEWS FLASH

CNN NEWS FLASH

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales handed in his resignation this weekend. Unconfirmed sources report that Gonzales was the latest victim in a Bite and Run attack. These attacks have been happening over the past year to politicians, mostly Republicans, as well as celebrities.

Authorities believe these Bite and Runs are the work of a group of cats running from the crime scenes wearing black leather and tiaras. One source claims to have seen one of the cats wearing a robe and a carrying a light saber. He was committed to the psych ward at John Hopkins later.

No suspects have been named.

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PARTY AT BUBBA'S!

woooooo hoooooooooo
My pet human is away and i just completed the Zevo Calamari on-line study course on "How to give a fabulous party."

Come on by! We have a keg of cheap beer and lots Jimmy Buffett CDs......

See you tonight!
Bubba

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Bubba returns from Paris

I just returned from my first party in Paris. Last week i learned that i was related to the famous Zevo Calamari....or maybe it is my pet human is related to her pet human? Something about they share a brain? Honestly i do not understand what those humans are talking about half the time.

It was so nice to be invited to a real party. Usually in my neighborhood all the cats drink National Bohemian or Miller Light on a Saturday night, then we fight.

I had the best time at Boo's party. Those pooses sure can party! Great food, lots of dancing and Miss Boo sure is pretty, but she is still crazy about George Clooney. Miss Lucy Fur is stunning but i know that i am not her type, and she kind of scares me!

Oh and look at the cool statue i found at the Moulin Rouge! It is perfect for my breakfast crunchies. If only i had some champagne to go with them.

Later dude,
Bubba

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BREAKING NEWS

BBC
Montemarte, Paris

Reports have surfaced that the famous painting by Toulouse Lautrec at the Moulin Rouge, along with several statues and artifacts are missing. French police are baffled how the crime was orchestrated and that the perpetrators apparently made their getaway unnoticed.

In other news Nicole Kidman claims to have lost a pair of diamond earrings this past weekend at a private party also held at the Moulin Rouge.

This is Bridget Jones live from Paris for the BBC.

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Thank You

There is still a bit more champagne left.... mmmmmmm delish!

I want to thank all of you came to the party. It was such a grand time. All of you looked stunning in your top hats and tiaras. The can-can birthday dance was the best!

Thank you so much.
Oh... and i want to thank George Clooney for the necklace, Nicole for the sapphire earrings that match my eyes, and a special thanks to Zevo and Lucy Fur who planned this party.

Merci!
boo

Happy Birthday Boo!

Hope to see you all this weekend at Boo's Birthday Extravaganza in Paris!
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Invitation to all!

Hi Everyone,

You are all invited to Boo's Birthday Bash this weekend. Make sure you hire legal substitute pooses to cover for you at home. Your pet humans will never know!

There will be many of our celebrity friends to help celebrate with us, such as George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Ewan Macgregor, Audrey Tautou and Bono just to name a few!

Please dress appropriately! Top hats and canes for boys, tiaras, long gloves and diamonds for girls. If you are participating in the birthday can-can dance please bring your dancing shoes!

ciao for now
zevo

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Safe in Switzerland

We are staying one more day here in the Alps. It has been a lovely reprieve from the madness back in the USA. Our Bite and Run covert agents are busy gathering evidence to prove that it was not us, but Barney Bush who bit Karl Rove. A few minor details to attend to and soon we will be off the hook! Meanwhile we are celebrating!

Tomorrow we will leave for France. Boo's birthday is soon and i am planning a lovely party for her at the Moulin Rouge. She wanted to be in Montmarte for her special day. As a surprise i have invited George Clooney and a few other close friends.

Time for more cheese and champagne.
ciao
zevo

BITE AND RUN VICTORY!

AP
WASHINGTON DC
Karl Rove, Bush's brain, will resign at the end of of this month. Rove claims he wants to spend more time with his family.

Unconfirmed sources say that the real reason Rove is quitting is that he is fearful of more Bite and Run attacks. Mr Turd Blossom will be taking a vacation with his "family" at an undisclosed remote island.

Bite and Run suspects Zevo Calamari, Boo and Lucy Fur have been seen in Switzerland. No charges have been filed as there is no proof linking the cats to the bites.


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