Tonight on The Daily Show

Join Jon tonight with his special guests, The Pooses for Peace with Musical guest Neil Young.

It is sure to be a lively conversation with Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari who will talk about the infamous Bite & Run Brigade, the NH primaries, Dude the Bird Dog's coming out and celebrity stick insects who wear fur.

Miss Lucy Fur and Miss Boo will also appear on The Colbert Report after The Daily Show. Nubi wan Kenobi and Bubba will be David Letterman's guest on the Late Show tomorrow night.

News Flash

Hilary Clinton loses earrings in NH
Mitt Romney loses Rolex watch

What earrings?
What watch?

It's Little Christmas Eve!

Today is Little Christmas Eve. It is an Italian tradition that children (and pooses) put their shoes or socks out tonight, in hopes that La Befana, a good witch will fill them with treats and gifts. Read more about La Befana at wikipedia.org

We have been extra good pooses (well Bite and Run Patrol runs are good for the country aren't they?) so we will be putting out our Manolos, Choos and Jedi Sandals tonight.

Wishing every one a Happy Little Christmas! Buon Natale!
Gatti per laPace
(cats for peace)

Today on Oprah

Today on Oprah!

Miss Lucy Fur visits her gal pal Oprah and tells all!

Find out who wore what at the Pooses for Peace New Year's Eve Gala!

Is it true that Bubba and Lucy Fur kissed at midnight?

Get the real scoop on Dude the Bird dog's adoption to Liza Minnelli.

And will Lucy Fur pick a cat fight with Oprah who is supporting Obama and not the Pooses for Peace candidate Cheysuli?

Stay tuned!!!!!!!!!

Huckabee Declares War on Show Tunes

Breaking Entertainment News!

After giving a stellar performance at the Pooses for Peace New Years Eve Gala, Liza Minelli announced that she was adopting Dude the Bird Dog, the former dog of presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

Ms Minelli promised that Dude would be much happier in an environment that supported alternative lifestyles and he would be free to wear a tiara, fishnets and sing show tunes.

When asked to comment on his adoption Dude the Bird Dog belted out in song
" Start spreading the news.........."

There has been no comment from the Huckabee camp, however unconfirmed sources report that he is furious and vowed to make singing show tunes illegal once he is president.

After the break on Entertainment Tonight a look at celebrity pooses in red versace at the Pooses for Peace Gala. And was Al Gore really there? Stay tuned!

Happy 2008!

Wishing you and your love ones a happy and peaceful 2008.

Please give peace a chance!
the pooses for peace

Happy New Year!

You are all invited to celebrate the beginning of 2008 with us at The Casino Calamari. Our opening act will be will be Liza Minnelli, which was a special request from our newest Pooses for Peace member, Dude the Bird Dog. Bruce and the E Street Band will follow.

Al Gore will do the countdown to 2008 this year. To avoid the paparazzi, we will not make public the other celebrities who are attending

Please hire legal substitute pooses to fill in for you.

We wish you all a very happy 2008. May this coming year bring peace, joy and love!
xoxoxo

Shocking News for Huckabee

AP
IOWA

More shocking news came yesterday for the Huckabee campaign. Dude, the Bird Dog has formally announced his resignation as Huckabee's hunting partner (who did all the real work anyway). Most upsetting to Mr. Huckabee was that Dude joined The Pooses for Peace an organization which endorses peace, no war and presidential candidate Cheysuli .

In his statement to the press, Dude the Bird Dog said " I am so happy to finally be out of that horrid camouflage gear and those nasty chains. I have admired the work The Pooses for Peace has been doing and proud to be a part of it. After all, isn't that what Jesus would do? Oh... do you think they will give me my own tiara? I do hope that Zevo keeps her promise and invites Liza Minneli to the New Years Eve Bash."

There has been no comment by the Huckabee campaign.

BREAKING NEWS

FOX NEWS
BREAKING NEWS FROM IOWA

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack.

The former Arkansas governor, surprised the rest of GOP field with his front-runner status here, was the first candidate to hold an event the day after Christmas. Surrounded by about a dozen reporters, as he went shooting, with Dude, his 3-year-old bird dog, and two friends, at his side.

In the first half hour, Huckabee, and friends shot three birds. Their last shot flew over the heads of reporters.

Moments later Huckabee and friends were attacked by several cats wearing tiaras, black leather and one holding a light saber. All three men are in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital. Dude the bird dog was seen leaving with the cats.

Unconfirmed sources report this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari issued a statement following the accusation. " It was imperative to bring attention to the American people that voting for Huckabee is like putting Elmer Fudd in the White House. Could some one please bring me a shot of tequila, i have the most putrid taste in my mouth"

My pet human is gone for a few more days. I decided to stay here in San Diego instead of visiting Zevo in Salem for Christmas...it is way too cold there. Of course she is begging me to come to the New Years Eve party at the Casino Calamari. I suppose i should since i am part owner.

I will have to talk Miss Lucy Fur into coming with me. She has a knack for stealing borrowing those poose sized miniature liquor samples they use on the plane. Poor Lucy is back on her meds. Her pet humans are getting.... a German Shepherd puppy soon. The nerve of them. (Of course Zevo does not know this but i heard a rumor her pet humans are also thinking about getting one.) Hope this is not an epidemic. My pet human knows better than to even think about such a thing.

Hmmm..........I wonder if Donatella will loan me a few outfits for the trip? I read that wearing Versace on New Years Eve brings good fortune for the new year.

Time to nap in the SoCal sun.........
xoxoxoxo
Boo

Happy Boxing Day!

Out of all the wonderful toys, gifts and trinkets we received for Christmas... this ribbon was our favorite!

Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday. We will be napping for the next few days...... must rest up for the New Years Eve Gala at Casino Calamari!

Of course all pooses are invited. We will announce the special guests later this week. Until then catch up on your naps.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

December 25th, 2007

Madonna and Zevo
by Raphael

At the Louvre
Paris France


We wish you all a Merry Christmas
and a
Happy Birthday Jimmy Buffett!

A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

We will be celebrating Festivus tonight at The Casino Calamari. The erecting of the pole will be at 7:00 pm. The reading of grievances will be followed by the Feats of Strength. The entire Seinfeld cast will be our special guests.

Here are a few excerpts from the list of grievances:

We want a full time staff member to post on our blog and visit other pooses blogs every day.

Our catnip needs are not met here.
All of us!


We want more stinky junk food not this organic crap they keep insisting we eat.
zevo and nubi

More birdie toys and a new light saber or else.
nubi wan kenobi

We insist on more Versace, Jimmy Choo and Manolos.
zevo, boo and lucy fur

We demand more Natty Boh, hon.
Also why does the new baby with the big feet get all the attention now?
tao and sarge

I am tired of being blamed for all those missing earrings.
miss boo

I am over taking those meds.
miss lucy fur

I demand more wicker to chew on and more beer.
bubba


Pooses for Peace List of Grievances:

Why hasn't Dick Cheney been impeached?
click here to help impeach him!

Selfish Chimp in the White House.

Spineless democrats giving the chimp more money for a war.

Loss of our civil rights.

Walmart, McDonalds and Fox News.

Celebrities who wear fur.... well anyone who wears a dead animal for the sake of fashion.

Why can't humans just be nice to one another and stop all the fighting?

It's Party TIme!

Join us for the entire weekend at Casino Calamari! With the money we made selling those diamond earrings on Ebay um i mean... shoveling snow all week.... there will be plenty of nip, margaritas and tasty stinky food for all!

Tonight we will celebrate Solstice by decorating our tree and a few ceremonial dances. Pagan pooses are welcome to join in this festivity.

We will also be celebrating end of Zappadan
Yes it is a real holiday! For all of those who are not familiar with this holiday it begins on December 4th and ends on Frank Zappa's birthday December 21st. (Frank passed away on December 4, 1993..and our pet human took it very hard since it was her birthday)

Sunday we will have our annual Festivus party. Please bring your list of grievances. The erecting of the Pole will start at 7:00 pm followed by the Feats of Strengths.

Remember to hire legal poose substitutes. We don't need that pesky Lou Dobbs bad mouthing us again on CNN!

Happy Solstice!
Merry Zappadan!

shhhhhhhhhh.............

What earrings? What are you talking about? Diane WHOstein? huh?

I am under here because i am very busy and important. Now go away and do not tell anyone you saw me. Oh.... while you are here how about bringing me some nip and a tuna roll.....

xoxoxo
Miss Boo

Feinstein Loses Telecom Earrings

Senator Diane Feinstein has called for an investigation on the whereabouts of the diamond hooped earrings she wore during Senator Dodd's filibuster on Monday. Unconfirmed sources report that the earring were a gift from a Telecom corporation.

The Senator is also demanding that The Pooses for Peace replace the plus size Leggs Control-top pantyhose that she also wore that day.

Pooses for Peace Spookes-poose issued a statement, "What earrings? What pantyhose?"

In other related DC news:

A brief fire broke out Wednesday morning inside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which is adjacent to the White House, but no one was injured and the fire was contained.

Firefighters were forced to break windows in the historic building. It appeared that several offices were gutted on the second floor near the ceremonial office of the vice president, but the fire did not appear to have spread to other floors.

Vice President Dick Cheney was not in the building at the time of the fire.

Firefighters found tequila bottles and cuban cigars in the room the fire started. No suspects have been named.

VICTORY...for now

Chris Dodd thanks the Pooses for Peace
Bite & Run Brigade

Sen. Dodd’s courageous FISA filibuster stand-off yesterday was a victory. Harry Reid pulled the Telecom immunity off the table.... for now.

Unconfirmed sources over heard that Harry Reid was terrified of the number of cats running through the Senate chambers during the filibuster nipping at ankles, knees and fingers. Diane Feinstien left the chambers with several runs and holes in her stockings.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari released a statement after the filibuster, "We intend to be persistent in protecting the basic civil rights of the citizens of the United States. Could someone please get me a shot of tequila to get this awful taste out of my mouth? Diane Feinstien was wearing cheap perfume..... bluuuuuuaaaakk...."

In his closing speech Dodd vowed to filibuster again in January if telecom amnesty is still part of the FISA legislation. He also promised to make the Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade a part of the next filibuster.

We woudl like to thank all the pooses who volunteered for Bite and Run duty. For all the pet humans who called their Senators about this matter we thank you. We will keep you posted on this matter.

Viva la revolucion'
The Pooses for Peace

Emergency Session of Poose Congress Called

An emergency session of Poose Congress was called today in order to aid Senator Chris Dodd on his filibuster of the FISA/telecom immunity act, after Harry Reid turned to the dark side to allow a debate to grant telecom companies immunity for illegally spying on US citizens. The cats will help field questions to Senator Dodd and turn pages for him as he reads the constitution.

The Pooses for Peace will also attend the session. These cats will aid Senator Dodd with Bite and Run patrols to insure that he succeeds.

The Pooses for Peace have already issued a warning to Harry Reid, "No immunity for those telecom companies that illegally spied on us...... or else!" Senator Reid has not commented on this threat.

If your pet humans are concerned about the illegal spying on US citizens and do not want the telecom companies to get away with it... have them call their senators to support Chris Dodd. Click on www.thankyoudodd.com for more info.

Jimmy Buffett Snowed In at Casino Calamari

AP
Salem, MA

Unconfirmed sources report that Jimmy Buffett is snowed in at the Casino Calamari in Salem , MA due to a Nor-easter that hit New England late Saturday Night.

Salem Police have been called in due to the loud singing and noise coming from the Casino. Cats wearing coconut bras, grass skirts and leis invited the police to join the party. Mayor Kimberly Driscoll denies all reports of Salem Police drinking margaritas and sporting grass skirts. At this time the music and noise continues. Police cars are still parked outside the Casino.

Sing along with Jimmy and the Coral Poose Reefer Band

Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong

Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I gotta to fly to saint somewhere
Im close to bodily harm

Twenty degrees and the hockey games on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
Screamin boat drinks, something to keep em all warm

This mornin, I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm

Id like to go where the pace of lifes slow
Could you beam me somewhere mr. scott?
Any ol place here on earth or in space
You pick the century and Ill pick the spot

Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but cant rhyme it
I gotta go where its warm

Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then Im headin south fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm)
I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm)
I gotta go where its warm!

I gotta go where there aint any snow
Where there aint any blow
cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where its warm

Baby it's cold outside!

This is the view from our back window. We are going to stay in this weekend and nap. More snow and ice is on its way.

So happy we stocked up on nip, tequila and margarita mix............I think i saw a polar bear in the back yard........

Sing along with Jimmy Buffett "Waitress i need two more boat drinks."

xoxoxoox