The Morning After

Ohhhhhh please keep those lights off and try not to make any noise. We are so hung over from the Poop & Run Graduation party! What a wonderful event. It was especially fun when we turned out the lights at 8:00 pm for Earth Hour! Woooo hoooo

Congrats to all of you who are now official officers of the Poop & Run Brigade.

And for all those of you who keep asking if the reason Miss Lucy Fur was not there because she was at Brad and Angelina's wedding yesterday... our answer is "What wedding?".

Cheysuli tagged us on Friday for a book meme. We regretfully must pass since our pet human has been too lazy to bother um, we mean so busy working on other stuff. And the truth is the closest book to this iMac is a boring veterinary acupuncture book that would just put all of you to sleep. Forgive us Chey.

Also we felt that there is a far more important matter for The Pooses for Peace to spend time on today. From the Progressive blog Fire Dog Lake comes this info:

"John McCain is breaking the law.

When McCain's presidential campaign was in trouble, he opted-in to public financing through the primary, limiting him to a $54 million spending cap.

But laws aren't for "mavericks"...

McCain's latest spending report, filed by his own campaign, shows he has spent in excess of $58 million so far -- a public admission by his own hand that he has broken the law.

We filed a formal complaint to Federal Election Commission yesterday, and we want you to sign-on for a second delivery of signatures later this week.


Please read and co-sign the letter to the FEC right now.action.firedoglake.com"


We urge you to have your pet humans sign this.

We are now discussing to engage a Bite & Run Attack in the near future concerning this matter.

Have a great Sunday. Could someone please bring me some ginger ale and asprin?
xoxoxo
nubi wan kenobi

You are invited to the

Poop & Run Boot Camp Graduation Party
at
The Casino Calamari

All Weekend!

All you can eat stinky goodness buffett

With our very special musical guest Phoebe Buffay!

Please join us in singing the Poop & Run Anthem

and a One ...Two... Three...Four...

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose

It's not your fault



They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose,

It's not your fault



You may not be a bed of roses

You're not friend to those with noses

I'll miss you before we're done

Or the world will smell as one



Smelly Poose, Smelly poose,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose

Time to poop and runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


Viva the Poop & Run Patrol! We are so proud of all of you!
xoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

More Volunteers.....

We are so excited that we are receiving more requests from other pooses to join the Poop & Run Brigade. Here are our latest recruits.

Sammy Meezer our Commanding Whapmeister who leads the Whap & Run Patrol has volunteered his new roomie Bill. We are sorry that we do not have a picture of him. Stop by their website and say congrats!


Dear Zevo,
Please accept our applications for the Poop & Run brigade. We have been waiting for an opportunity like this! Not only are we very good poopers, but we are very good at running fast after we poop!

If you need references, we live with Tao and Sarge who can vouch for this.

Love,
Lady & Stoli
Poopalina & Poopalus
Perry Hall, MD

Poop and Run?

We received a letter from our dear friend Princess Guacamole on behalf of Tata the dog who would to volunteer her services to our Bite & Run Brigade.

Dearest Zevo, Members of The Pooses for Peace and The Bite & Run Brigade,

There is a dog in Tucson who wants to be part of the bite and run brigade, but she is very old and slow. Her name is Natasha, or "Tata" for short.

She is wondering if senior dogs can be part of a POOP AND RUN brigade. It has the advantage of a more lingering effect, persisting long after the pain of the bites are gone. (She is hoping especially that Congress has carpets.) She also pointed out that it is a homeopathic approach: poop for poop, as it were. Please let her know if you would be open to her idea.

viva la revolucion!

love,
princess guacamole

After much consideration and several staff meetings we have voted in favor of forming a Poop and Run division of the Bite & Run Brigade. Tata has been promoted to the Commanding Officer of the Poop and Run Patrol.

We are now accepting applications for all those who wish to volunteer. Dogs are invited. ........ in fact all animals are invited to participate. Our work is cut out for us this year!

OH...... if you would like to see The Bite Patrol featured in a movie please watch STARDUST. Such excellent Bite Patrol acting by the poose-cast deserving of an Academy Award!

May the Force be with us,
The Pooses for Peace

Max & Bun Buns

Meet Bun Buns and Max.....They live with us........we tolerate them. They make our pet human happy. (We think that our pet humans have watched the movie MirrorMask one too many times)

Since the theme of MirrorMask is "An extraordinary dream quest to rescue a world out of balance" we have invited Max & Bun Buns to be a part of Pooses for Peace. We think the world can be saved by a rag tag team of biting cats,with a flair for fashion, a few dogs and a magical pair of bunny slippers. We can no longer count on humans to save the planet. It is up to us.

We believe there is hope. We believe in magic. We believe that life is a Disney movie and the good guys always win... with the help of animals.

Hope Springs Eternal
xoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

p.s. Join us for our Easter Film Festival at The Casino Calamari tomorrow. We will feature the movie Harvey and MirrorMask.

Plenty of ham, eggs and nip-tinis of all!

We have been napping and purring all week for those in need of our good thoughts. Though not much has changed in Tibet or the home-front we have decided to think positive happy thoughts today. As Scarlett O'Hara said"Oh la de da.. I will think about that tomorrow."

So.......it is time to celebrate Spring.. a time of hope....of new possibilities........and perhaps even some sun!

We invite all pooses to come celebrate Spring with us at our Casino Calamari. Put on your Easter bonnets, your spring garb and your dancing shoes! There will be a spring pagan ritual starting at 7:00pm followed by dancing and food.

Spring has sprung!
(ok... we have to pretend it sprung here in New England.... a few nip-tinis will help that!)

xoxoxoxoxo

Purring for Peace

Today is the anniversary of the Iraq War. We wanted to organize a huge Bite & Run Mission to bite all those who voted and funded for this atrocity. However since we are napping for the Dalai Lama this week we thought it best to continue a peaceful revolution with purrs and naps. ( Don't worry.. there will be plenty of biting in the future!)

Sending healing purrs and prayers out to all who have suffered these past 5 years from a needless war.
Sending purrs to all those in Tibet as well.
Sending purrs to all who need them no matter where or who they are.

Namaste
The Pooses for Peace

Om Mani Padme Nap

The violence in Tibet has heightened and we are worried about the Dalia Lama and the Tibetan people. We are napping extra hard today for all those who need our purrs and prayers. We hope that the UN and the USA will help...... however since Tibet has no oil we doubt if such a miracle will happen. Please take a minute and say a prayer for all those who need help today.

To keep informed on what is happening in Tibet visit freetibet.org

Namaste
The Pooses for Peace

A Day of Peaceful Napping

The Dalai Lama has asked declared a day of napping and prayers for all those in Tibet who are being persecuted by the Chinese. This is a tragic time for Tibet. Please help by sending healing purrs to those brave people.


Namaste
The Pooses for Peace

To learn more about Tibet visit freetibet.org

UPDATE! Thanks to the Cat Realm for the info on Tibet Blogs www.tibetblogs.com

one.. two... bite bite bite......one ..two....bite bite bite.....

We have decided that with all this biting and fighting for the good of this country we needed to do something positive as well. All biting and no play makes for a very cranky bunch of pooses.

We have hope that Cheysuli and/or someone like Obama will be inaugurated on 1-20-09 ending the dictatorship of the Chimp-decider.

As the bigot um, Congressman Steve King said... There will be dancing in the streets if Obama is elected. (How dare he not acknowledge Cheysuli at all!) We agree... there should be dancing for all in the streets to celebrate a day of hope and change for the USA. Why ? Because we are sure the entire planet will dance that day.

The Pooses for Peace have opened a school of dance to prepare everyone for this day of dance. Our instructors are some of the finest dancers. Learn how to be Footloose, to Flash-Dance,to shake it and twist and shout, how to disco, rumba, tango, salsa, bunny hop, hip hop, moon walk or waltz through the streets on 1-20-09 like a pro. We have even hired Elaine Benes from Seinfeld to teach "How not to dance in public"

Classes are filling up fast. Our operators are standing by.
Call now to register for this Spring semester. 1-800-Cha-ChaChaa
www.dancewiththepooses.com

Be ready to dance with confidence in the streets on 1-20-09.
Oh what a feeling!!!!!!!!!!

Congressman Steve King Bit

FOX NEWS
DES MOINES, Iowa

On Friday, Iowa Congressman Steve King announced that terrorists would celebrate if Democratic candidate Barack Obama won the presidency.

King, a Republican, bases his prediction on Obama's pledge to pull troops out of Iraq, his Kenyan heritage and his middle name Hussein. The congressman added "They'll be dancing in the streets because of his middle name, they'll be dancing in the streets because of who his father was."

Yesterday during a radio talk show Congressman King was attacked and bit by several cats wearing black leather jackets and tiaras. One cat was wearing a jedi robe and swinging a light saber. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen Mike Huckabee's ex dog, Dude wearing fishnets and a sequined t-shirt that said DANCE, running off with the cats.

Congressman King is listed in stable condition at an undisclosed location. The bite marks however formed a permanent scar that reads 1-20-09 Let's Dance!

Authorities have no leads on who the cats are. However we believe it is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite & Run Brigade. Members of this brigade have all changed their middle names to Hussein to show solidarity. Is this proof they are muslim cats? We at Fox News, a fair and balanced source of all information are sure they are.

Spokes-poose Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement this morning. "Congressman King is a buffoon and a bigot. He is absolutely wrong that the terrorists will dance in the streets on 1-20-09. If they did .... that means you could actually find them. No, Congressman King, it will be the citizens of this country who will be dancing in the streets when the Chimp-Decider and his gang of thugs are booted out of Washington. We invite everyone to dance with us on 1-20-09!"

Beyond Being Catty

It is no secret that we cats can sometimes be catty. Yes we snivel about tiaras, who looks the hottest in the latest Versace and who should have the last morsel of ham. But we are nothing compared to those mud slinging humans who seem to dominate this election season.

The Pooses for Peace support Cheysuli for President. However we cannot stand by idly when talk show idiots foaming at the mouth hosts call Obama a muslim terrorist just because he is black and his middle name is Hussein. My roomie Nubi wan Kenobi is black... he has a weird name. Does that make him a terrorist too? (Well our pet human may say otherwise!)

While surfing progressive political blogs this morning i found a brilliant idea. To diffuse the Hussein factor we have decided to use Hussein as our new adopted middle names. What if everyone joined in? Oprah Hussein Winfrey, Bruce Hussein Springsteen, Cindi Hussein Lauper, David Hussein Letterman, Wolf Hussein Blitzer, Nubi Hussein Kenobi, Lucy Hussein Fur, Miss Boo Hussein la Poose.... well you get the idea.

Oh... gotta go Donatella Hussein Versace is on the other line with news about my latest dress.......
ciao ciao
zevo hussein calamari

Back in San Diego

Well ... i just got back from Italy and i found out who stole my tiara. It was not Boo, though she covets it i am sure. It was Judd the puppy. And he not only stole it....he ate it. I get no respect around here.

My pet humans think he is sooooooo adorable and cute. "Oh look at Judd.....isn't he sooooo precious?" Ack!! It is enough to cause a hairball.

Here i am ... one of the bravest members of the Bite & Run Brigade risking my teeth in the name of our constitutional freedoms and other atrocities committed by the Chimp-decider. I am one of the main leaders of Pooses for Peace. A celebrity. BFF with Oprah. And does that count? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do my pet humans care? NO!

I demand justice.
I demand a new tiara.
And i want it NOW..... or else.

xoxoxo
lucy fur

Tonight at Cinema Calamari !

In honor of Rex Harrison's birthday we will be showing one of our favorite movies, Doctor Dolittle! All pooses are invited. Tuna nachos and cheese popcorn for all!
xoxoxoxo

This morning at the Vatican

Pregate per la heathen gatti
Pray for the heathen cats


Mio Dio perdona loro per i loro peccati
My God forgive them for their sins


Noi preghiamo che il furto d'arte della Cappella Sistina è trovato
We pray that the stolen art from the Sistine Chapel is found


D'ora in poi si prende la costituzione di una collezione. Vi preghiamo di essere generosi. Ho bisogno di un nuovo cappello.
We will now take up a collection. Please be generous. I need a new hat.


Nel nome del Padre, del Figlio e dello Spirito Santo.
Amen

Somewhere in Italy....

Felice Compleanno Cheysuli!

Si prega di mangiare
Amore!
I Gatti per la Pace

Meanwhile in Milan......

Ciao bella gatti!

Potrai così guardare piuttosto indossando Versace couture.
You will look so pretty wearing Versace couture.

A te darò e tutti i tuoi amici vestiti per la festa di compleanno
I will give you and all your friends clothes for the birthday party.

Si prega di portare questi alcuni gatti dolce prosciutto e del vino
Please bring these sweet cats some ham and wine.

Baci per tutti !
Ciao ciao
Donatella

Shhh.... i am a dormire

I must rest up today. As Cheysuli's bodyguard i am sure she will expect me to go to Italy this weekend for her birthday party. It is going to be quite the bash now that she is the Prime Minister of Italy.

Zevo, Boo and Miss Lucy Fur flew to Milan right after the Oscars. They are staying with Donatella Versace. (And i am sure they had nothing to do with that huge jewel heist that took place at the Milan jeweller Damian's

I need to practice my Italian. "Si prega di maggio sono i più prosciutto?" (May i please have more ham?)
"Soggiorno lontano da Cheysuli o si mordono i lei." (Stay away from Cheysuli or i will bite you.)

ciao ciao
nubi wan kenobi

What Earrings?

Poose-cam live from Hollywood the day after the Oscars...................

OSCAR SCOOP

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

Joan Rivers, the dreaded snarker of Oscar red carpet fashion, did not appear on television this year, so the many fans who wanted to watch the comedian dish out the fashion gossip had to go online. Rivers and her annoying daughter Melissa chose to offer opinions on the best- and worst-dressed stars at the 80th Annual Academy Awards on the internet instead.

Unconfirmed sources claim that the mother-daughter team were terrified of a repeat of last year's Bite & Run attack by the infamous celebrity cats who attend the Oscars. In 2007 both Joan and Melissa suffered severe bites, scratches and allergy attacks after calling celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur a psycho-cat and saying that Zevo Calamari looked dumpy in her Versace. Later the duo called Miss Boo a slut for wearing a strapless, backless Versace a la J-Lo.

Joan Rivers released a statement from an undisclosed place. "My daughter and I were not hiding from those nasty cats. We felt that by reporting on-line instead, our fans would not have to worry about our ankles this year. And I would like to add that those wretched cats are all sluts..... OUCH!!!!!!!!! What the $!*K was that!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone get me a bandage ........Aaaaaaaaaaachoooooooo"

The celebrity cats, also referred to as the Pooses for Peace walked the red carpet with George Clooney and Johnny Depp. All were wearing diamond tiaras, Versace couture with Jimmy Choo shoes, except for Nubi wan Kenobi who wore his traditional Jedi robe. Dude the Bird Dog (ex-dog of Mike Huckabee and newly adopted by Liza Minelli ) was later seen dancing with Michael Moore at one of the after parties.

In other Oscar News...... Angelina Jolie was seen sporting a baby bump, but had reported her diamond earrings on loan for the Oscars were missing. Authorities have not named a suspect.

Several Bite & Run Attacks were reported by all those who wore fur to the event. Most of these celebrities are said to be in stable condition at a near by hospital. All have filed reports of missing jewelry.

Next on Entertainment Tonight...... Miss Boo and George Clooney??????????????????