From Boo in San Diego.....

Just thought i would wear these earrings i scored um...found at the Mardi Gras Ball last Tuesday night. I think i scored um cough um found a bracelet that matches too... hmmm now where did i hide that? We had such a lovely time. Tho... i really can't remember much. Champagne.... jello shots....... Singing with Harry Connick Jr..... dancing... dancing on table tops............

OH! and dancing with George Clooney ...which always makes me light headed. It is a shame he had to rent his Italian villa out to those nasty Brits, Beckman and his stink insect Spice wife. I could use a nice Italian holiday.
Oh well... la de da.. i am sure i will have a chance to bite her eventually.

Meanwhile i think i will go meet Miss Lucy Fur and Zevo at MO's for a margarita. Nubi is in Salem... he has to babysit this weekend. (ha ha ha!)

ciao for now
Miss Boo

Mardi Gras a Success

Associated Press
New Orleans

The infamous Pooses for Peace had several floats in this year's Mardi Gras parade. Cats wearing tiaras were seen throwing pink and purple beads to the crowds. On another float, Mike Huckabees exdog, Dude the Bird Dog danced with a drag queen dressed as Liza Minelli. Hundreds of Bite & Run Patrol members marched and danced beside each float wearing their trademark black leather jackets.

The celebrity cats held a Mardi Gras Ball with their dear friend Harry Connick Jr, Brandon Marsalis and Spike Lee. Other celebrities attended. President Obama sent his regards to the cats and wished them a good time.

Unlike last year, the cats were not on orange alert for a Washington DC Bite & Run. ( Mardi Gras of 2008, the cats left the festivities early so that they could monitor the FISA hearings in the Senate. Bite Patrol Brigades were on stand by and several Senators were bit the following day.)

This morning hundreds of hung-over pooses were found sleeping on the streets, on top of floats, cars and hotel awnings. Mayor Ray Nagin praised the cats for helping to bring revenue into the city the past week. His office released a statement this morning: " I would like to thank the Pooses for Peace and all their friends for making this year's Mardi Gras a success. As always, these cats are a delight to be around. I do not agree with comments made by Mayor Driscoll of Salem MA in the past about these dear cats. Perhaps the mayor of Salem could leave her black suit home, and visit Mardi Gras next year and take notes!"

Zevo Calamari spokes-poose for the cats issued a statement this morning as well. " Thank you all for making this event a success..... um ... anyone have some ginger ale and asprin? Could you turn the lights down please? OH my head....... oh no ... i need a garbage can......."

Pooses for Peace Boycott Oscars

Associated Press
Hollywood CA

In a shocking turn of events, the celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace have shunned making an appearance at the Oscars on Sunday night and have chosen to ride in the Bacchus Mardi Gras parade instead.

Unconfirmed sources report that the cats are disgusted with stick insect celebrities who wear fur and clueless on how the rest of the planet is doing these days. Others claim the cats are annoyed that they were not invited to present at the Oscars this year after last year's Bite and Run incident. Several celebrities have filed restraining orders against them.

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the cats issued a statement today: " I think the time has come for us all to enjoy a cheap bottle of wine and relax. um....Winona who? Paris.... Lindsey who? ... um...oh...Life is precious so let's all join hands and sing Give Peace a Change....and um...Oh.. like...do these birkenstocks make me look fat? Do you think they go with the Versace dress? Purple beads or green? Pass me some of that Mondavi........"

Mardi Gras!

Associated Press
New Orleans

Hordes of cats from all over the country are pouring into New Orleans this week in hopes of catching a glimpse of the Pooses for Peace Float and their marching Bite & Run bands in the Bacchus Parade this Sunday.

Extra security has been brought in from around the state. The celebrity cats have a cult following and have been blamed for several Bite & Run attacks on republican officials and celebrity stick insects in the past. Authorities have warned tourists not to wear expensive jewelry or bring valuables to the events.

The Pooses for Peace will hold a Mardi Gras Party on Tuesday 2/24/09 along with Harry Connick Jr and other musicians. Details of the party will be announced shortly.

Miss Zevo Calamari spokes-poose for the cats issued a statement today. " We are so excited about riding in this years parade. Do you think these beads make me look fat? Oh and i encourage everyone to wear their very best jewelry.. after all you want to look good for the party. Could you pass me a hit off that flask ... thanks... "

Meet Monkey our newest member....

We will interrupt our baby-sitting of Bleu Nuit today to bring you this important Pooses for Peace announcement. We would like to welcome Monkey... a talented male with thumbs! We are not sure if there is something in his mouth in this picture....perhaps his pet human will give us more details soon.
Monkey will be attending the Bite & Run intensive training course and will be a certified member of the Bite & Run brigade in a few weeks. (Though if those California Republicans don't balance that budget soon he may be called into service sooner!)

In other news... we are not sure but we think the pet humans are trying to trick us with this baby-sitting gig. If we are only baby-sitting Bleu Nuit... then why did they change her name from Nuit to Bleu Nuit? HUH?
And why did they give her a special blanket? And why is she getting all the attention? We made need the Bite & Run services here soon.

ciao for now
still planning for Mardi Gras...
zevo

ps i am NOT a poosehead and i am very tired of hearing "Nubi stop being a poosehead!"
nubi

excuses.. excuses...

So sorry we have not been around. The pet human slave has so many excuses why she has not posted for us. Her arm hurts, her wrists hurt, cooties and.....

oh..... now we are baby-sitting this poose with BIG paws. Her name was Nuit.. but the humans changed it to Bleu Nuit. She is only one years old. And sooo tiny. She mostly hides all day.

None of us are sleeping. Our house is a mess.

Hope that is enough excuses for now!

In the words of Miles Meezer
crap crap crapidy crap


We are hoping the pet human's arms heal soon so she will focus on important things like our blog.

ciao for now
zevo

NAP TIME

We will be taking some time off to recover from all the events of the past few weeks. Miss Boo is still resting. Her pet human is also recovering from cooties.Our pet human still looks like a walking mummy and smells like stinky chinese herbs. Time for a long nap!

Please do not worry... we will be back!

love
the pooses for peace

Isn't this butterfly pin just lovely? George sent it to me as a get well gift. I am not allowed to go out.. i went to the v-e-t yesterday and i have pneumonia.... i must have picked it up partying at the superbowl... or was it the inauguration?

Anyway i need to rest and heal. Could someone bring me a nice bowl of organic chicken soup please........ oh and some movies would be nice. I think i will start with That Darn Cat.....


cough cough
boo

and now a word from Tao & Sarge's pet humans....

But first a word from the Pooses for Peace... we usually do post these sort of things so you know that when we do it is for a very good cause!

Thanks for helping.






We have joined Team in Training to cycle a 100-mile (century) bike ride in Lake Tahoe on June 7. In return for fundraising for The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, Team in Training will train us over the next few months to complete "America's Most Beautiful Bike Ride". Our goal is to raise $10,000 to help with research and treatment of blood cancers.

Though biking 100 miles in one day is daunting, we are looking forward to taking on the challenge together, getting into shape, and doing it all for such a worthy cause. Our sore muscles and struggles up those hills during training will be insignificant compared to the daily efforts of those living with blood cancers. With each other's help and the support of all our friends and family, we'll make it to the finish line!

Your donations will help fund The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, a non-profit health organization whose mission is to cure leukemia and related diseases (lymphoma, Hodgkin's Disease, and myeloma) and to improve the quality of life of patients and their families. With generous gifts like yours helping to fund research, 90% of all those diagnosed with leukemia are cured. But still, every 10 minutes we lose a friend, family member, or colleague to blood cancers. The cure is close, and with your help, we can bring it another day closer until we've beaten these diseases.

Thank you for anything you can do to help our efforts and the mission of The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.

Love,
Pamela & Doug
Tao & Sarge of the Bite & Run Patrol
Poopalus & Poopalina Poop & Run Patrol

Here are several options for donating and getting involved:
Monetary Donations
No donation is too small (or too large!). 75% of money donated goes directly to fund research and patient care. Donations are tax deductible. Many companies offer matching donations, so please check with your HR department to see if you can double your donation.

You can donate online clicking here

In order for us to meet our fundraising schedule, we ask for donations to be submitted by March 15.

Meet the Newest Member of the Bite & Run..... the Brave Mr Staten Island Chuck!

It was brave of you to bite the Mayor of NY! Biting mayors is one of our favorite passtimes!
Love
The Pooses for Peace

We're Going to Disneyland....do do do do do do do.........

Watch the Pooses for Peace and Bruce Springsteen on Youtube at the Super Bowl. It is unfortunate that the cameras were not able to film any pooses. I think it is becos we were way to short to notice!

OH... and we will be leaving for Disneyland after tonight's party. Bring your mouse-ears.!

Happy Birthday Lucy Fur. Too bad youtibe did not capture that birthday song!

Part one of the Half time show

Part two of Half time show

we apologize for no pics, etc.. the pet human fractured her arm this week in the Salem Ferry Parking lot during the "don't ever think of parking on the street snow ban". The Mayor of Salem will be bit soon because of this when we return.....

Springsteen Asks Pooses for Peace to Join E-Street Band for SuperBowl!

Associated Press
Tampa FL

The latest breaking news from this year's Super Bowl is that Bruce Springsteen has invited celebrity cats The Pooses for Peace, and their cohorts to sing with him during the half-time show. Springsteen and the cats have ben friends for several years. Unconfirmed sources report that he has invited the cats to tour with him this year. No comment has been made by Springsteen as of yet.

In other Super Bowl news, Miss Lucy Fur will be singing the National Anthem. Her birthday is this Sunday. Aretha Franklin gave Miss Fur an exact replica of her inauguration hat to wear for the occasion.

Tampa authorities expect hundreds, if not thousands of cats, dogs and skunks to attend the Super Bowl festivities. Extra security has been hired. The celebrity cats were blamed for Janet Jackson's clothing mishap a few Super Bowls ago. They also have been accused for biting several super-models (like tom Brady's girlfriend) wearing fur at games in the past.

Happy Birthday To Miss Boo's Pet Human!

It is my pet human's birthday today. So i thought i would stay home with her and celebrate. Of course she did not seem grateful when i puked on the rug this morning. It was a birthday puke... come on... what better gift than a birthday puke?

Anyway..... happy birthday mom!
love
your favorite poose
Miss Boo

Gung Hay Fat Choy

Come celebrate the Chinese New Year of the Ox with us.
Confucius say "It is good fortune to dance with cat"

Open bar includes Ginseng Nip-tini's, Mai Tais, Corona and Jose Cuervo Red.

Cat nip fortune cookies! Plenty of good take out Chinese Food!


The Lion Dance will be performed by The Kung Poose Dancing Troupe, mostly made up of Pooses for Peace members.

Watch the lion dance being performed by professionals!
lion dance youtube



A special performance by Elsie the Dancing Cow will follow.


Please wear red for good fortune! Bring your own chop sticks.



Gung Hay Fat Choy



Wishing you a happy and prosperous Year of the Ox!

ps... we are on facebook now! click here facebook.com

Special Inauguration Edition of Entertainment Tonight

Tonight on ET we will highlight the Inauguration and all the festivities that happened yesterday!

First up this hour.... How about those celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace. Were they really singing back-up vocals with Aretha Franklin? Were they responsible for Dick Cheney arriving in a wheel chair? Is it true there was one last Bite & Run attack right after Obama was sworn in causing GW Bush to wince? Why was Laura Bush sneezing? And what was that smell near Bush's helicopter?

Later on the show... what did the celebrity cats wear to the Pooses for Peace Inaugural Ball? Was George Clooney there with Miss Boo? Who was Zevo Calamari dancing with? And how did Miss Lucy Fur lose all that weight for that Versace dress?

Stay tuned.......

YES WE DID!

Happy Obama-mas to All!

We are dancing in the streets singing Ding Dong the Chimp is gone!
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

see you at the Pooses for Peace Inaguration Ball tonight!

Thank you all for your bravery, courage, teeth and persistance.
we came... we bit.. we conquered.
yes we did!

Pooses for Peace Rock at Obama-Stock Concert

Associated Press
Washington DC

Hordes of cats, dogs and various animals have been pouring into Washington today for the start of Obama inauguration. Most of these are members of the infamous Pooses for Peace.

A concert on the National Mall in Washington is marking the start of four days of inaugural celebrations. The crowds gathered in front of the Lincoln Memorial erupted in cheers when President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, arrived, walking down the steps of the memorial along with celebrity cats Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and Jedi cat Nubi wan Kenobi the bodyguard of presidential elect Cheysuli.

Obama credits his sweeping victory to the last minute support the Pooses for Peace gave him when Cheysuli graciously stepped out of the presidential race.

Performers including U2, Beyonce and Bruce Springsteen are on the bill. Obama is expected to offer welcoming remarks. The Pooses for Peace will be singing back-up vocals for Bruce Springsteen. Unconfirmed sources report that Bono is still miffed at the cats since his sunglasses ended up on Ebay a few years ago.

At this very moment the cats are leading the crowds in a farewell song to G.W. BUSH. Sing along with the Pooses for Peace......

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye................................

A Celebration for All!

We Came. We Bit. We Conquered. YES WE DID!

You are invited to the event of all events hosted
by the infamous celebrity cats known as The Pooses for Peace.

Come celebrate Barack Hussein Obama's inauguration
and the end of King Chimpie's reign of terror.

There will be dancing in the streets and plenty of great music.
An all you can eat tuna, ham and chicken buffet.
Cat-nip brownies.
Champagne and tequila fountains.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 7:00pm to Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 5:00am

The Smithsonian Museum of Feline History

Dupont Circle Washington, DC

Bring your own tiaras and top hats.
Do not even think of wearing fur unless you are a poose!

THE VERY BEST OF 2008 !

The Best of the Bite & Runs
President's Day 2008

Sing along with our dear friends The Meezers
"Memories........ like the corners of my mind.......... misty tequila shaded memories......... of the bites that were....."
Tattered pants-legs
Oh the scars we left behind
Bites we gave to every Bush-fan
For the way they were

Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has FOX re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?
(yes we would... yes we can)

Memries, may be beautiful and yet
Whats too painful to remember
They simply choose to forget

So its the running....
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we bit,,,,
The way we bit...................................


Thank you all for being a part of the Bite & Run Brigades of 2008. Every poose who served in any of the Pooses for Peace Bite & Run, Poot & Run, Poop & Run and any other brigades will be awarded the purple poose heart at the Obama inauguration celebration on Tuesday. See you there!

The Best of the Bite & Runs: Part Three

Welcome to part Three of the Best of he Bite & Runs. Today we will feature a few of the Chimp's evil cronies and how they were forced to quit!


















November 12, 2006
Democrats award Lucy Fur Purple Heart
AP
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have awarded Miss Lucy Fur the Purple Heart medal for her courageous act of bravery challenging Donald Rumsfeld to step down. Unconfirmed sources claim that Rumsfeld had to have 10 stitches in an undisclosed area of his body and is taking pain medication. Karl Rove and Darth Cheney have been in protective custody since the incident.

Meanwhile Senator Boo is in Vietnam negotiating the release of Poose POWs, (and searching for cool jewelry)


















Novmeber 13, 2006
Senator Lucy Fur was on Countdown last night promoting her new book, "Biting the Enemy: The Truth behind Rummy's Demise" click here to read more






August 27. 2007

click here to read more about Gonzo's troubles.