Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2007-02-10

Hotel Del Coronado hit by thieves

AP
San Diego, CA

The Hotel del Coronado has reported several pieces of expensive jewelry and artifacts missing from the hotel shop this morning. Authorities are confused on how such a robbery could take place with all the security cameras and guards in the hotel. No suspects are known at this time.
Hotel maids reported seeing a few cats roaming the halls wearing tiaras, ("Eu vi 3 gatos desgastar tiaras nos salões") a spokesperson for the hotel said that the maids do not speak English and therefore the translation must be wrong as they do not have cats with tiaras in the hotel.

Celebrities staying at the hotel have been warned to keep a close watch on their valuables.

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