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Undisclosed location
An emergency session of the Poose Congress is meeting today in a secret location. Topics to be debated will be:
- Raising the minimum wage for substitute pooses
- Legalizing Cuban catnip
- Endorsing candidate Chey for President
- Planning of the St Patty's Party at Hamburger Mary's. (Should Ted Kennedy be invited?)
- Choosing who in Washington will be the next target of an ankle biting.....Dick Cheney? Condalezza Rice? The Chimp? The Bush Twins?
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2 comments:
Wow, sounds like you guys have a lot of huge topics to discuss but I can tell you'll make the right decisions! Of course I support Chey in 2008!
Latte
I think biting Cheney is the way to go. This will scare the Chimp when he realizes that no one is exempt...
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