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Super Bowl Madness in Salem

Salem, MA

Unconfirmed sources claim that Tom Brady has been invited to the Hamburger Mary's Super Bowl Party by Miss Lucy Fur. All are waiting to see if he will bring Gisele his new model girlfriend.

Other rumored guests are the rest of the New England Patriots, Cameron Diaz, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Meg Ryan, Drew Barrymore, Bruce Willis and of course...Ted Kennedy.
The Patriot Cheerleaders were not invited.

The mayor of Salem has been invited but has not issued a comment either way if she will attend. She did issue a warning to all those attending to wear cheap earrings and leave all valuables elsewhere.

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