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2007-03-12

Royal Scandal


AP
LONDON
Unconfirmed sources claim that Royal Corgie Sir Linnet has been seen with celebrity cat Miss Boo. Rumors are that Miss Boo has been wearing a tiara belonging to Queen Elizabeth.

Sir Linnet attended a party held by Miss Boo's friend, a Miss Lucy Fur over the weekend. San Diego police were called in to shut the party down after neighbors complained about the noise. No one was arrested.

No comment has been made yet by the Royal Family on this scandal as they are busy tending to Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, who is recovering at home following her hysterectomy operation.

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2 comments:

Artsy Catsy said...

Hi Zevo & Boo! We just discovered you and are so happy we did. Stop by and see us sometime!

Rocky
CEO (Cat Executive Officer)
Artsy Catsy

Miss Lucy said...

Hey Boo Girl,

That Corgi is HOT! Has he got a brother?

Kiss Kiss,

Lucy