When Irish Pooses are Smiling

BOSTON
Associated Press

The St Patrick's Day parade was led this year by the O'Danny Boy Pipe Band playing "When Irish Pooses are Smiling." Followed by the controversial Pooses for Peace Float.

A Poose Pride Float was rejected by parade officials and pooses wearing rainbow shirts protested on the side lines. Presidental hopeful Chey, promised she would do all she could when elected for the Gay Pooses of America. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen Chey on the float with her sister, Gemini.

At the end of the parade celebrity pooses Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and a Lucy O'Fur (all wearing emerald tiaras) were detained by Homeland Security for helping two fugitive royal British Corgis escape the Queen. The corgies were taken away by Scotland Yard. They were heard screaming "Give Ireland Back to the Irish you bloody old bat."

Unconfirmed sources report that Ted Kennedy had the celebrity cats and their tiaras released from Homeland Security. It is no secret that Kennedy and the cats are good friends. Kennedy invited the cats to ride along with him and his dog Splash, in his limo to the St Patty's Party held at Hamburger O'Marys. The RiverDance Poose Dancers led by Tao, Sarge and Nubi O'Kenobi will open for Bono and U2 later tonight.

The mayor of Salem has asked for Boston PD back up for tonight's celebrations. She sent a warning to all attending the party to wear cheap jewelry. She has not commented if she will attend the party.

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