Calling ALL Pooses!

URGENT CALL TO ALL POOSES!

We need your help. Chris Dodd needs your help. America needs your help!

We need reinforcements for the Bite & Run Patrol for Friday's showdown in Congress. There are way too many ankles and knees of Senators who want to actually grant immunity to telephone companies for us to bite. (So many ankles.. so little time!)

Facts for you to know!
A Senate filibuster led by Senator Chris Dodd is promised against a bill that would grant immunity from lawsuits against telecommunication companies that participated in the Bush administration's warrantless wiretapping of U.S. citizens. Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., reiterated his intent to block the Intelligence Committee's version of a renewed surveillance law known as FISA (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act) if it includes immunity.

The bill is S.2248. There is a competing FISA bill from the Judiciary Committee which does not grant immunity.
An amendment by Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., which would have stripped immunity from the Judiciary Committee version, was tabled this afternoon, by a vote of 60-34.

The Pooses for Peace will be helping Chris Dodd once again with Bite & Run patrols roaming the aisles of Congress, reminding all those voting to do the right thing... or should we say the bite thing? We invite any poose who would like to be a part of the Bite & Run Brigade to join us in our quest for restoring our liberties. (In the future we will invite other critters to join as suggested by Presidential Candidate Cheysuli. Due to the urgency we do not have time to train them in proper biting techniques.)

If there is a filibuster we will also be helping Senator Dodd field questions and turn pages as he reads from the constitution or George Orwell's 1984.

What can your pet humans do? Well.. they can bug their Senators, pester Harry Reid and ask Hillary and Obama why they are not in DC voting for this important matter. All talk.. no action!

Do you want George Bush and Darth Cheney listening to your phone calls.... reading your emails? If the answer is no.... we need you!

The Pooses for Peace Bite Patrol
Be all that you can bite! We are looking for a few good pooses.

EMERGENCY SESSION CALLED

Hell hath no fury like a bunch of cats relaxing in George Clooney's Swiss Villa who are called back to the US for an emergency session.

Once again Harry Reid is ready to give immunity to those pesky corporate telecom companies that are illegally spying on US citizens. Seems Harry wants to get out of town for the weekend instead of defending our rights. "We have to finish FISA this week. Everyone should be aware of that point. We have to finish it this week. I know there are important trips people want to take. We have the very important economic conference in Davos that Democrats and Republicans alike would like to go to."

So once again the Pooses for Peace have been called in to help Senator Chris Dodd and Russ Feingold, a few Senators with balls backbone to stand up for what is right. You would think that Harry Reid and Diane Feinstein would remember the last time they tried this stunt.

How can you help? Well in the next few days we will be announcing a plan to expand the Bite Patrol. Thanks to Presidential Candidate Cheysuli , who had an excellent idea concerning this matter. If you are interested please start preparing your resumes.

However immediate action is needed to prevent the illegal spying on US citizens by your phone companies who will be granted immunity if Harry gets his way. Please have your pet humans call their congressmen as well as Harry Reid. "No immunity for telecom companies spying !!"

It is important to be nice, do not threaten with bites... we will take care of that on the floor of Congress!

Contact:
Harry Reid
Phone: 202-224-3542
Fax: 202-224-7327
Toll Free for Nevadans:
1-866-SEN-REID (736-7343)

viva la revolucion'
Pooses for Peace
So many ankles, so little time!

UPDATE! As of Thursday 1-24-08....... to keep tabs on the latest development of the FISA debate and who is who visit www.firedoglake.com

Safe in Switzerland

Thanks to George Clooney we are resting comfortably and in luxury at his Swiss chalet. The cheese is divine here. George has excellent taste in wine. What a guy. He even ordered special beer for Bubba, Nubi and Sarge. Tonight he will be having a small gathering in our honor. Just a few old friends, Johnny D, Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt without the wretched children or scary wife.

We need to rest and recoup after all that biting in the past few weeks. Rumor has it that Tom Brady is limping, Gisele is missing her diamond earrings and those cheerleaders have been complaining about losing stuff too. What a bunch of babies! Belichick's camera is coming in so handy here.

Not sure how long we can stay with George. We must recover in time to help Senator Chris Dodd again in his fight with Congress against the illegal spying mess. And with the elections, we must continue to be on call for a Bite & Run attack at a moments notice. Miss Lucy Fur will be suing Dr Phil soon and will be on Larry King to tell all.

So many ankles...so little time. It is so hard to be us.
ciao ciao for now

Bite & Run at Gillette Stadium

ESPN BREAKING NEWS: Bite and Run Attack at Gillette Stadium
Foxborough, MA

In the last few minutes of the New England Patriots vs. San Diego Chargers game, hordes of cats wearing tiaras, one swinging a light saber and a black lab wearing fishnets with a sequined Bridget Moynahan t-shirt ran out onto the field of Gillette Stadium hoping to save the day for the San Diego Chargers. Unfortunately the Chargers still lost.

The victims of this latest Bite & Run attack were Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. In the owner's box, Gisele Bundchen, Brady's stick insect supermodel girlfriend and owner Robert Kraft were also bit. Other bite victims included the Patriot Cheerleaders. All were rushed to the Patriot Medical Center and are being treated for bites and scratches. Patriot fans have been assured that Tom Brady will be healed in time to play in the SuperBowl.

Unconfirmed sources claimed to have seen the cats race out of the stadium to a parked private jet, belonging to George Clooney. However since the witnesses were quite inebriated and had strong Boston accents, ("Dar is a jet paaaked ober da lot wit lots of cats wunning ta it") authorities could not get any useful leads.

Authorities report that several earrings belonging to Gisele and the cheerleaders, as well as a few SuperBowl rings, and Bill Belichick's spying camera are reported missing.

In other breaking news, Dr Phil was also a victim of a Bite & Run attack. Authorities believe it may be the work of Britney Spears.

Miss Lucy Fur's Statement

Thank you all for your cards, flowers and messages of support. I called George Clooney and he got me out of that horrible snake pit of a hospital. He just smiled at the Wardenlike Charge Nurse and she dreamily opened the locked ward.

Dr Phil is a hack and I need to go to Switzerland to George's chateau to recover. I'm thinking of joining Britney with a law suit against the Philster. Anyone have Gloria Allred's cell phone number??

Judd HAS TO GO! He's already playing with my toys and acting cuddly with everyone. It's disgusting.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Lucy Fur

TODAY ON DR PHIL

Join us today on Dr Phil with special guests Miss Lucy Fur and her new roomie Judd the German Shepherd puppy.

Dr Phil has offered to help Miss Lucy Fur get past this most trying time without medication or another stint in rehab. Lucy Fur had a breakdown last night at Hillcrest's famous Mo's. While swilling margaritas and dancing on table tops with BFF Miss Boo, Lucy started a cat fight with a few of the locals. Screaming "JUDD JUDD JUDD you ruined my life!" She began throwing nachos and taking off her panties. Police were called in and Miss Lucy Fur was taken to the nearest hospital. Her pet humans called Dr Phil for help.

Miss Lucy Fur will talk about how her pet humans betrayed her by allowing Judd to move in without her permission. How the annoying screams of the neighbors "Ohhhhhhhh he is sooooooooooo cute!" disturbs her napping.

Is Lucy heartbroken that Bubba refused to move to San Diego with her? Or is she still in love with the Queen's corgie?

And finally Dr Phil will explore the possibility that Lucy Fur was poisoned in the latest Bite & Run attack on Mitt Romney, thus the real cause of this erratic behavior.

Stay tuned for more............

MITT BIT

FOX NEWS
BREAKING NEWS FROM MICHIGAN

Moments after Mitt Romney was declared the winner of the Republican primary in Michigan last night, hordes of cats wearing Seamus the dog t-shirts, tiaras and one with a light saber descending upon the ex governor of MA. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen Dude the Bird dog, former dog of Mike Huckabee wearing fishnets, a tiara and a boa running with the cats.

Mr Romney was rushed to an undisclosed hospital and was being treated for bites and scratches. He was released this morning. At his press conference today he claimed that the cats were unusually large and most probably illegal alien cats or terrorists. He had no comment about the cats wearing t-shirts with his dead dog's photo.

There has been no comment from the Huckabee camp on Dude the Bird Dog's adoption to Liza Minnelli or the rumors of his cross dressing.

No suspects have been named for this latest Bite & Run incident. We at Fox News are positive it is the work of those liberal, heathen cats known as the Pooses for Peace.

Stay tuned.... Next up.... latest photos of Britney Spears in Mexico with a Frida Kahlo uni-brow..................

We would like to thank the Academy......

Wow.... this is our very first award. Thank you Karen Jo at Kitty Limericks for presenting it to us. We would like to thank the Academy, our producers, directors, staff, pet humans, Donatella Versace, Jimmy Choo, Al Gore, and all those pooses who are members of the Pooses for Peace and the Bite and Run Brigade... without you, none of this would have been possible.

Miss Karen Jo said these are the rules to accept this award:

1. You must write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think.

2. Acknowledge this post.

3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award' with a link to the post that you wrote.

4. Go tell your humans to fork over the treats!

So..... we are going to make all those rules optional since some of you have pet humans that work.... and most of you have probably received this award! (also we have an old mac and doing this is hard and time consuming!)

And the blogs that make us think are ... drum roll please.............

Miss Karen Jo again....at Kitty Limericks because we love her limericks and she makes us think!

To Cheysuli for making us think and keeping us informed on kitty politics and her campaign.

To Daisy the Curly Cat because she makes us laugh and keeps us informed on lizards and fashion!

To Mr Chen and Ollie because they think like us!

To the The Meezers for keeping us informed on all the Meezer news.

We would also like to thank the Crooks and Liars blog for keeping us informed on REAL news!

Time for treats! All are invited to the Casino Calamari for a party! Nip-tinis and tuna rolls for all.
xoxxoxoxo

Seance Tonight!

Join Madame Calamari and Lord Kenobi at midnight tonight for an spooktacular event. Tonight we will contact and invite to our seance the ghost of Mitt Romney's dog, Seamus.

What happened to Seamus you ask? In 1983, Romney's dog made a 12-hour trip from Boston to Ontario in a kennel lashed to the top of the family station wagon.

The Associated Press described it this way: "Seamus expressed his discomfort with a diarrhea attack. When Romney's eldest son, Tagg, and his four brothers complained about the brown runoff down the back windshield, their father quietly pulled the car over, borrowed a gas station hose and sprayed down both the dog and the kennel before returning to the road."

For the record, Romney said Thursday that his dog liked being on the roof. "He scrambled up there every time we went on trips," he said at a campaign stop in Pittsburgh, the AP reported.

We invite Seamus to tell his side of this tail tonight.

Tomorrow night we shall invite the ghost of the poor dog that Mike Huckabee's son murdered while at Boy Scout camp.

Yes, sad but true and you can read about it at thewww.huffingtonpost.com

Urgent

Pooses..... are your pet humans registered to vote in the primaries? Help make a difference and urge them to register!

You can check to see if you are or register at this site votepoke.org

Of course we are supporting Cheysuli! However humans may have to choose between the lesser qualified candidates.

Rock on......
Pooses for Peace

Tonight on The Daily Show

Join Jon tonight with his special guests, The Pooses for Peace with Musical guest Neil Young.

It is sure to be a lively conversation with Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari who will talk about the infamous Bite & Run Brigade, the NH primaries, Dude the Bird Dog's coming out and celebrity stick insects who wear fur.

Miss Lucy Fur and Miss Boo will also appear on The Colbert Report after The Daily Show. Nubi wan Kenobi and Bubba will be David Letterman's guest on the Late Show tomorrow night.

News Flash

Hilary Clinton loses earrings in NH
Mitt Romney loses Rolex watch

What earrings?
What watch?

It's Little Christmas Eve!

Today is Little Christmas Eve. It is an Italian tradition that children (and pooses) put their shoes or socks out tonight, in hopes that La Befana, a good witch will fill them with treats and gifts. Read more about La Befana at wikipedia.org

We have been extra good pooses (well Bite and Run Patrol runs are good for the country aren't they?) so we will be putting out our Manolos, Choos and Jedi Sandals tonight.

Wishing every one a Happy Little Christmas! Buon Natale!
Gatti per laPace
(cats for peace)

Today on Oprah

Today on Oprah!

Miss Lucy Fur visits her gal pal Oprah and tells all!

Find out who wore what at the Pooses for Peace New Year's Eve Gala!

Is it true that Bubba and Lucy Fur kissed at midnight?

Get the real scoop on Dude the Bird dog's adoption to Liza Minnelli.

And will Lucy Fur pick a cat fight with Oprah who is supporting Obama and not the Pooses for Peace candidate Cheysuli?

Stay tuned!!!!!!!!!

Huckabee Declares War on Show Tunes

Breaking Entertainment News!

After giving a stellar performance at the Pooses for Peace New Years Eve Gala, Liza Minelli announced that she was adopting Dude the Bird Dog, the former dog of presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

Ms Minelli promised that Dude would be much happier in an environment that supported alternative lifestyles and he would be free to wear a tiara, fishnets and sing show tunes.

When asked to comment on his adoption Dude the Bird Dog belted out in song
" Start spreading the news.........."

There has been no comment from the Huckabee camp, however unconfirmed sources report that he is furious and vowed to make singing show tunes illegal once he is president.

After the break on Entertainment Tonight a look at celebrity pooses in red versace at the Pooses for Peace Gala. And was Al Gore really there? Stay tuned!

Happy 2008!

Wishing you and your love ones a happy and peaceful 2008.

Please give peace a chance!
the pooses for peace

Happy New Year!

You are all invited to celebrate the beginning of 2008 with us at The Casino Calamari. Our opening act will be will be Liza Minnelli, which was a special request from our newest Pooses for Peace member, Dude the Bird Dog. Bruce and the E Street Band will follow.

Al Gore will do the countdown to 2008 this year. To avoid the paparazzi, we will not make public the other celebrities who are attending

Please hire legal substitute pooses to fill in for you.

We wish you all a very happy 2008. May this coming year bring peace, joy and love!
xoxoxo

Shocking News for Huckabee

AP
IOWA

More shocking news came yesterday for the Huckabee campaign. Dude, the Bird Dog has formally announced his resignation as Huckabee's hunting partner (who did all the real work anyway). Most upsetting to Mr. Huckabee was that Dude joined The Pooses for Peace an organization which endorses peace, no war and presidential candidate Cheysuli .

In his statement to the press, Dude the Bird Dog said " I am so happy to finally be out of that horrid camouflage gear and those nasty chains. I have admired the work The Pooses for Peace has been doing and proud to be a part of it. After all, isn't that what Jesus would do? Oh... do you think they will give me my own tiara? I do hope that Zevo keeps her promise and invites Liza Minneli to the New Years Eve Bash."

There has been no comment by the Huckabee campaign.

BREAKING NEWS

FOX NEWS
BREAKING NEWS FROM IOWA

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack.

The former Arkansas governor, surprised the rest of GOP field with his front-runner status here, was the first candidate to hold an event the day after Christmas. Surrounded by about a dozen reporters, as he went shooting, with Dude, his 3-year-old bird dog, and two friends, at his side.

In the first half hour, Huckabee, and friends shot three birds. Their last shot flew over the heads of reporters.

Moments later Huckabee and friends were attacked by several cats wearing tiaras, black leather and one holding a light saber. All three men are in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital. Dude the bird dog was seen leaving with the cats.

Unconfirmed sources report this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari issued a statement following the accusation. " It was imperative to bring attention to the American people that voting for Huckabee is like putting Elmer Fudd in the White House. Could some one please bring me a shot of tequila, i have the most putrid taste in my mouth"

My pet human is gone for a few more days. I decided to stay here in San Diego instead of visiting Zevo in Salem for Christmas...it is way too cold there. Of course she is begging me to come to the New Years Eve party at the Casino Calamari. I suppose i should since i am part owner.

I will have to talk Miss Lucy Fur into coming with me. She has a knack for stealing borrowing those poose sized miniature liquor samples they use on the plane. Poor Lucy is back on her meds. Her pet humans are getting.... a German Shepherd puppy soon. The nerve of them. (Of course Zevo does not know this but i heard a rumor her pet humans are also thinking about getting one.) Hope this is not an epidemic. My pet human knows better than to even think about such a thing.

Hmmm..........I wonder if Donatella will loan me a few outfits for the trip? I read that wearing Versace on New Years Eve brings good fortune for the new year.

Time to nap in the SoCal sun.........
xoxoxoxo
Boo