APSALEM, MA
Last night hordes of drunk cats, dogs, skunks and bikers turned the tiny city of Salem upside down after the Haunted Happenings Parade. As one local recalled, "It was like Mardi Gras" Reports of stolen jewelry and other valuables flooded the Salem Police department.
This morning hung-over pooses were found sleeping on the streets, the wharf and on top of cars. Mayor Kim Driscoll said she will use every resource possible to find out who invited these unruly characters. The mayor is still recovering from her fainting spell last night after seeing Captain Jack Sparrow.
Poose-cam live from Salem Planet Calamari
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