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2006-10-12

Madonna Adopts African Poose Baby

Looks like Kabbalah just increased its devotees by one.

After a week of increasingly implausible denials and "no comments," a Malawi high court judge has managed to do what Madonna would not: confirm that the singer and husband Guy Ritchie have adopted a one-year-old male cat.

Unconfirmed sources report that Boo and Zevo asked Madonna to help out with the Salem Hamburger Mary project and were turned down by the pop diva. Miss Lucy is now said to be negotiating with her dear friend Oprah for more funding.

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