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2006-10-02

Pooses and Vespas invade Salem, MA

AP
Salem, MA
Pooses from all over the world have been flocking into Salem, MA to ride in the annual Haunted Happenings Parade this coming Thursday night as a kick off to the Halloween Season.

This year the Strega Queen, Zevo Calamari will be leading the parade with the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas, ( witch cats on vespas) A party after the parade will be held in Salem's famed Brothel Calamari. Authorities have warned the locals of wearing any valuable jewelry to the parade.

Rumors that Brad Pitt will attend on a hog are rampant through out Salem.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Zevo and Boo,

Greetings from the road! Brad and I are cruising into Salem tonight and want to know where the parties are. Alos, is there a Harley-Davidson store nearby where we can get some new leathers? this raod dirt has done a number on mine.

Did my broom, hat and toad parts arrive? I can't wait for the parade and Brad and I plan to ride our bikes in the parade. Angie and the kids will met us there.

See ya soon,

Miss Lucyfur

zevo hussein calamari said...

lucy ..... your stuff arrived today..all is taken care of. i ordered us matching leather outfits for the parade. i made sure yours was red to go with your new devil look.

call me... the party is in a secret location... too many tourists trying to crash the scene!
ciao
zevo