Paparazzi swarmed the streets of Salem this afternoon in search of George Clooney. Unconfirmed sources have seen him riding up and down Derby Street with his pet pig, Max and two cats wearing tiaras. George outwitted the press with the help of these clever pooses and is now at a secret party.
Brad Pitt was seen again having dinner and drinks with Miss Lucyfur at the local hang out, In a Pig's Eye. Locals are worried about the influx of paparazzi and the hordes of pooses roaming the small town. Authorities are hoping for a peaceful parade tomorrow night.
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