elton john helps out

AP
Salem Poose sources have confirmed that Elton John donated an undisclosed amount of money to the building of the Salem Hamburger Mary's. John, a personal friend of Zevo Calamari's will also be a part of the entertainment on the opening night. No word of when the actual opening will be, as Salem City officials and locals are concerned about the influx of drunk pooses and the gay men the joint will attract.

Zevo Calamari and friends are hoping to make Salem into a Hillcrest, San Diego type environment. "You can only take so many tacky witch shops and ghost tours. We need some class and good taste in this town" Zevo was heard saying.
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