BREAKING NEWSCaptain Jack Sparrow rode into Salem with the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas at the Haunted Happenings Parade this evening. His swagger and the glint in his eyes caused women to swoon and faint all over the parade route, creating a stress on the EMT system. Mayor Kimberly Driscoll called for an emergency back-up from the Boston Fire Department to handle the overload.
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zeeeeeevs!!!!!!!! isn't it FANTASTIC??? johnny brought 5 cases of veuve cliquot champagne!!! how incredibly thoughtful of him! i KNEW he just loved us when we visited him! now if we can only keep george's pig from drinking it all........
boo
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