Oprah is IN!

A NYC update for you girls,

Attended last night's Barbra Streisand concert at the Garden with Oprah. She was wearing a beautiful black and White Carolina Herrera gown with her emeralds and thought I'd look stunning draped around her neck and/or lounging in her lap during the concert. (I looked phenomenal).

We had a late supper at Nobu and she agreed to invest in our Salem Hamburger Mary restaurant if she could pick the chef. I said, "Hey, what the hell..." So, she ponied up a cool million.

Rosie O'Donnell was there as well and wanted to get in on the action. She also wanted to adopt some pooses and will be contacting you two for prospective furry ones.

Gotta go, Oprah's chef is on the speaker phone.

Ciao Meow,

Lucy
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