Unconfirmed sources have seen Nicole Kidman riding a vespa this morning in Salem. Rumors are that she is riding in the parade with the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas along with a few other Bewitched cast members. Paparazzi are still on the look-out for George Clooney and his pig.Meanwhile hordes of cats wearing leather outfits and witch hats have been seen roaming the streets of Salem. The mayor of Salem is concerned that there is not enough law enforcement for the parade tomorrow night. Boston police on horses will be brought in if needed.
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3 comments:
zeevs........we can't be seen with brad or nicole....too many paparazzi...they'll follow us to our secret party. you need to call george and have him bring extra caviar. oh! and have his pig get us some truffles!!
ciao ciao!
boo
i know....lucyfur invited brad, who invited george who invited julia and i have no idea who invited the bewitched gang...must be those pooses from baltimore...
i HOPE angelina doesn't show up!
caviar is taken care of and the pig has extra truffles....don't worry we have disguises for the paparazzi!
love
zevo
Zevo and Boo,
I need help ditching Paris who found out about the parade and wants to come to the party. I told her black is not her color and leather makes her look fat so she is reconsidering.
Brad is going on to DC to testify before Congress on something and George's pig is making a mess all over town. Also, I can't find my frog part for the punch.
See ya soon,
Lucy Fur
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