Pooses do the Time Warp

AP
SALEM, MA
Unconfirmed sources have reported an influx of hundreds of pooses entering Salem last night and this morning planning to attend the Annual Poose Vampire Ball.

The original cast members of The Rocky Horror Picture Show have rented the gymnasium of Salem High school today to teach pooses the proper way to dance the Time Warp. The ball begins at 9pm at the Hawthorne Hotel and it is by invitation only. The mayor of Salem has brought in extra security for this event. Hosts, Zevo, Boo and Lucy have assured the mayor that it will be a peaceful event for all and even invited Mayor Driscoll to attend.
So far the mayor could not be reached for comment.

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