Mayor Kim Driscoll called for reinforcements for tonight's parade by asking the Boston police to bring in their mounted unit to Salem. The mayor is concerned about the influx of celebrities, paparazzi and hordes of pooses that have invaded the city. Rumors of a secret celebrity party have the town in an uproar.
Tonight's parade will be led by the famed Gatti della Strega sui Vespas ( witch cats on vespas) with celebrity pooses such as Zevo Calamari, Boo, Lucyfur, Nubi Wan Kenobi, Sarge & Tao and a rumored Paris la Chat. Other celebrities such as George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, Dr Bombay, David Letterman and the Dixie Chicks, all friends with these cats will be riding as well with them. Unconfirmed sources report that Brad Pitt left Salem early this morning to join Angelina Jolie at an art gallery in London. Paris Hilton tried her best to invite herself only to end up in a cat fight with former Playmate Shanna Moakler.
The theme of tonight's parade is Pirates... and all are hoping that a certain Captain Jack Sparrow makes a special guest appearance on a vespa.....
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