Party at Casino Calamari

My pet humans have been so busy lately. They are never home and all they do is work. Zevo and i have decided to start celebrating our favorite Mexican holiday today. Who is going to notice?

Come on by the Casino Calamari this week. Coronas y tacos de los pescados for all. Jose Cuervo shots!!!!!!!! Hear the Mariachis de los Gatos sing our favorite tunes. Please bring your own sombrero.

The Casino Calamari will be closed on Cinco de Mayo since our friend Cheysuli is getting married. We will have our annual cinco de mayo party at Hamburger Mary's on Seis de Mayo, which is also George Clooney's Surprise party!

Ole
nubi de don juan kenobi

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So many invites... so little time

There has been a change of plans. I did not realize that we were invited to the wedding of Presidental candidate Cheysuli which is the same day as our Cinco de Mayo fiesta at Hamburger Mary's. I have decided to postpone the fiesta until Seis de Mayo. Pooses for Peace supports Cheysuli and it is only proper we attend. (I do hope there are margaritas at the reception)

So now the dilema of what to wear. I cannot out-do the bride. Perhaps traditional Mexican attire would be best. I will call Salma and see if i can borrow her Frida costume.

I was also invited to go to Spain this summer with Emily. I guess she forgave us for that unfortunate Aruba incident last summer. (Humans have such short memories.)

I must go "shopping" for a nice wedding gift now.
ciao ciao
zevo

Burnt out Boo

I am taking a few days off. All party and no rest can really wear a girl out. I think a few days of simple foods, yoga and some stretching is needed. These past few weeks have been a whirlwind. I think i have some kind of toxins in my system after Karl Rove's ankle accidently found my mouth. yuckkkkkkkkkkkooewwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeoooooooo
I wonder if my pet human brought any ayurvedic herbs home from India for de-toxing......

Lucy Fur is busy preparing for her new spot on The View. I hope that doesn't interfere with our social life. Zevo is back in Salem. She is planning the Cinco de Mayo fiesta we are having at Hamburger Marys next weekend. I do hope she invited Jimmy Buffett. Drinking margaritas is way more fun when he is around.

My brown rice with free-range tuna is being served. Could someone please light a cone of incense for me?

Namaste,
Boo

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Lucy Fur Replaces Rosie on The View

ABC annouced today that Rosie O'Donnell will be replaced on "The View" by Miss Lucy Fur. Miss Fur has appeared as a guest on the show several times in the past.

San Diego native, Miss Lucy Fur is known for her wild escapades with celebrity cats Zevo Calamari and a Miss Boo and also a member of Pooses for Peace. Barbara Walters and ABC executives are hoping Lucy will bring a fresh edge to the show and attract more poose viewers.

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Breaking News Karl Rove Bit.....

This just in at The Situation Room...

Unconfirmed sources report that Karl Rove has been bit on the ankles and knees and is in stable condition tonight at Camp David.

Conflicting rumors of suspects range from terrorist cats, liberal cats or the celebrity cats known as Pooses for Peace, who are friends with the singer Sheryl Crow. Miss Crow had a bizarre encounter with Rove at the White House Coorespondents Dinner on Saturday Night.

"The trouble reportedly began when Crow and David with the Pooses for Peace contingent approached Rove at the event and urged him to take a "fresh look" at the science of global warming. According to David's account of the exchange, which was published on the Huffington Post, the senior White House advisor "immediately got combative," and launched into a defensive recitation of the administration's global warming policy.

When Crow laid a hand on Rove's arm to try and diffuse the situation, he shook her off, snapping, "Don't touch me!" Crow responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us," to which Rove replied, "I don't work for you; I work for the American people."

"We are the American people and pooses," Crow reminded him." read more about the incident atwww.Eonline.com

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Here comes the sun....

Finally after months and months of clouds and cold weather with single digit numbers....the sun is here.....

it is 73 degrees......

we are taking the day off! Woooohoooooooooooooooooooo!

love & sparkles!

nubi wan kenobi

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Happy Earth Day

Happy Earth Day from the Pooses for Peace!

To see this design on clothing and other fun gifts click on Pooses for Peace

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Back in Salem...

I am back in Salem. Thought i would take the day to rearrange, hang some new art i found at the Louvre and write thank you notes. It was a lovely birthday week. Thank you all for the gifts, cards and the best party ever!

love
zevo

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Bollywood Boo

My pet human is finally back from India. She bought me a beautiful sari while she was there...... i look really cool in it. I may get my nose pierced for the full effect. Maybe Nicole will lend me those earrings she wore in Moulin Rouge.

I brought back this small token of appreciation from France. I think it looks great in the garden.

Time for some curry tuna.
Namsate,
Boo

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Back in Sun Diego

What a wonderful week! It was a close call in Montemarte.....but so much fun escaping from the prison. Nicole Kidman was such a dear to distract those French police.

I brought back a few small trinkets from the Louvre. I think this painting looks lovely in our dining room. My pet human must be so proud of me. Those dogs never give her gifts like this!

Boo is on her way back to San Diego with a lovely statue for the garden. Her pet human will be so surprised when she finally returns from India.

Zevo and Nubi are flying into Salem later today. The weather has been so nasty there.

ciao for now,
Miss Lucy Fur

Beauty...Truth and Love

AP
Montemarte, France

French police were called in to subdue a large crowd of drunken cats claiming to be friends of Nicole Kidman, wearing tiaras and top hats last night at the Moulin Rouge. Authorities said the cats continued to sing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" over and over until patrons of the Moulin Rouge handed over their jewelry.

Many cats were arrested, but all escaped in the middle of the night. No one is sure how they pulled off such a stunt. None of the jewelry has been recovered.

In other Paris news, the Louvre has now reported that da Vinci's painting, The Last Supper has also been replaced with a paint by number version and the statue of Venus de Milo was replaced with a papier mache version. Authorities have no explaination for the missing pieces or how they were replaced without cameras recording the event.

The royal corgies who were found in the Louvre are now suspects. Queen Elizabeth has demanded that they be returned at once to England.

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La peinture le Mona Lisa est volée

Associated Press
Paris, France

A bizarre series of events has transpired over the weekend at the Louvre. Early Saturday morning two corgies belonging to Queen Elizabeth were found gagged and tied up in the Louvre Basement. Later officials noticed that the Mona Lisa was replaced by a paint by number version. No suspects have been announced. Authorities are baffled how anyone could pull off such a daring stunt.

Queen Elizabeth had no comment on the corgies and is said to be fuming over the rumors about her grandson and his white trash ex-girlfriend.

Meanwhile in Montemarte, home of the Moulin Rouge, there has been an unusual influx of cats wearing tiaras and top hats. Officials have no comments on this phenomenon.

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the big 14

A special happy birthday to Zevo's sister, Baby Pig Calamari who is chasing mice over the rainbow today.....

célébration à louvre

George is such a sweetheart. He drove all of us to Paris this morning. We will all be staying at the Ritz for the weekend. Tonight our dear friends, Audrey Tautou and Tom Hanks will be hosting a small birthday soiree at the Louvre. Oh la la...

This would be a great time to pick up a nice shower gift for our friend Cheysuli. (I could also use some new art in my office..... maybe more da Vinci? Michelangelo? Botticelli?)

So many pooses are arriving in Paris. We have booked the entire Ritz for all our poose and celebrity friends. Boo and Lucy Fur have really done a wonderful job planning this birthday.

Even Nubi showed up. He is relieved he is not Danielynn's father. (I think he has a crush on Boo...but she is still smitten with George.)

Tomorrow we plan to shop with Donatella and Madonna... then the party at the Tour d'Eiffel.

au revoir

zevo le joli chat

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Another boring day with George......

Today I am taking Zevo, Lucy Fur and Boo out for a nice drive and some wine tasting before our dinner party tonight. I invited a few close friends, Julia, Matt, and the gang from Ocean's 11. (Too bad Brad is too busy with those wretched children to have fun anymore.)

Don't you love this car? It is great for the environment and so poose friendly.

Would anyone like a limoncello?
ciao ciao
George

POOSE NEWS FLASH

It is official. I am not the father of Danielynn. So, i have decided to celebrate. I really didn't want a baby. Zevo thought we could sell her on eBay. Too much effort. It was way easier selling Bono's glasses.

Tomorrow i will leave for Italy so i can be at George Clooney's party for Zevo. Then we are off to Paris! Oh la la...... So many pooses and celebrities will be at this party. I do hope some famous Jedi Knights show up too.

May the force be with you,

nubi wan kenobi jedi poose

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"I am honored to be invited to Zevo's birthday gala. I had so much fun at Boo's birthday party last year. (Though I still cannot find my favorite pair of earrings I wore that night.)

It will be a pleasure to meet all her new poose friends and to once again be with those who support the Pooses for Peace Foundation. I have chosen a very special gift for Zevo.

Chris and his band will be playing at the party. Of course we will leave the children at home.

Thank you so much,
Gwyenth

The Invite

We have really worked hard to make this event a very special one for Zevo. Of course we will never devulge her age.... but let's just say that this is a very big birthday for her.

George has bought her the vespas she wanted, and even bought one for Boo and i to match. This way we will look soooo cute riding in all the parades together. He will give them to her at the small party he is having for her this week. Then we will all leave for Paris.

Donatella is on the phone.... we must plan what we are wearing!
ciao ciao
Lucy Fur

Alla villa del George....

The weather is here
I wish you were beautiful.....
Don't you just LOVE quoting Jimmy Buffett! I am finally here with Boo and Lucy Fur at George's villa on Lake Cuomo for my birthday week.

Nubi is still in Salem...waiting to hear if he is the father of you know who. I left him in charge of the casino and closed the brothel for the week. Hey.. it's MY birthday. I can do what ever i want AND it is MY brothel.
Besides those poor girls need a va-cay! (get out your red staplers)

I will not be posting tomorrow.. you know how these Italians are about holidays.
buona pasqua!
ciao ciao
zevo calamari

The Fourth Day of Zevo

Don't you just love these cute diamond bracelets? I want one for each paw........

thanks!

ciao ciao
zevo

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2nd gift request...

Daisy reminded me that i will need a new helmet to go with my vespa(s). Actually i will need two helmets since i am sure i will be receiving two vespas! I would like them to be blue, to match my eyes.

Nubi is still on edge waiting for the news of Dannielynn. Boo and Lucy Fur are now staying with George at his villa....planning my party.

Oh..... Donatella is ringing..........

ciao ciao
zevo

First gift registered....

Here is the first gift i am registering. It is a Vespa Hybrid Scooter. I do NOT want it in red. (Repeat... I do NOT want it in red.) I would love a blue one to match my eyes.

I prefer to have two. One for my Salem residence and one to use when i stay in Italy and France. George said i can keep it at his villa.

Time to nap. All this thinking about what to register has exhausted me.
ciao ciao
zevo

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The Twelve Days of Zevo

My birthday is April 14th....that is 10 days from now. Thus i have proclaimed the 12 days of Zevo, starting today and ending 2 days after my birthday. That is more than enough time for Donatella Versace and Madonna to plan my party.

Boo and Lucy Fur will be leaving soon for Italy and staying at George's villa until i arrive. They are helping plan the event. I am hoping this year it is held in Paris. A few days at the Moulan Rouge would be so nice. (hint hint)

I will be registering for gifts in the next few days at the usual places like Versace, Vespa, Dolce Gabbana, Tiffany's.....etc.

Meanwhile it is important that i stay here in Salem to run the businesses for the next week. Nubi has been no help at all. He is still hoping to hear he is the father of Dannielynn. I am not sure what we will do with a baby at Casino Calamari... or Brothel Calamari. Maybe we could sell it on ebay.

ciao for now
love
zevo

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And the father is...........

Today i will find out if i am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn.

Zevo said that i am the real father. I was drunk the night i was with Anna Nicole, so i just don't remember. Zevo would never lie about such a thing. She said we can raise the baby at the Casino Calamari. With all that money that comes with her we can hire a few nannies. Our pet humans would never even notice.

Do babies eat Katz-N-Flocken?

xoxoxo
nubi wan kenobi

Stopping the party for this important message

I know that polar bears would eat us if they could. But in a drunken stupor, we promised Al Gore we would spread the word about their plight. (It's not like they are going to be roaming the streets of San Diego or Salem hunting cats.. ) so i think it is only right we all get our pet human to sign this petition! Please pester them until they do... who knows WE may be next on the extinction list and who will help us?

Polar bears need our help. There are only 20-25,000 of these majestic bears scattered throughout the Arctic, and rising temperatures and industrial pollution are driving them to the brink of extinction.

But there is hope! In December, officials at the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service announced a proposal to list polar bears as "threatened" under the Endangered Species Act.

Securing this "threatened" status will provide crucial protections that can help ensure the survival of our polar bears.
Help save the Polar Bears...Click here to send a message to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to list polar bears as threatened under the Endangered Species Act before it's too late.
thanks,

zevo & friends

Could someone please bring some asprin and ginger ale over to Boo's house..........

The party continues...

"Wasting away again in Poosar-itaville...looking for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim there's a pooooose to blame......"

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