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Unconfirmed sources report that Karl Rove has been bit on the ankles and knees and is in stable condition tonight at Camp David.
Conflicting rumors of suspects range from terrorist cats, liberal cats or the celebrity cats known as Pooses for Peace, who are friends with the singer Sheryl Crow. Miss Crow had a bizarre encounter with Rove at the White House Coorespondents Dinner on Saturday Night.
"The trouble reportedly began when Crow and David with the Pooses for Peace contingent approached Rove at the event and urged him to take a "fresh look" at the science of global warming. According to David's account of the exchange, which was published on the Huffington Post, the senior White House advisor "immediately got combative," and launched into a defensive recitation of the administration's global warming policy.
When Crow laid a hand on Rove's arm to try and diffuse the situation, he shook her off, snapping, "Don't touch me!" Crow responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us," to which Rove replied, "I don't work for you; I work for the American people."
"We are the American people and pooses," Crow reminded him." read more about the incident atwww.Eonline.com
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