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And the father is...........

Today i will find out if i am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn.

Zevo said that i am the real father. I was drunk the night i was with Anna Nicole, so i just don't remember. Zevo would never lie about such a thing. She said we can raise the baby at the Casino Calamari. With all that money that comes with her we can hire a few nannies. Our pet humans would never even notice.

Do babies eat Katz-N-Flocken?

nubi wan kenobi

1 comment:

Gemini said...

Oh you could be the father too? Maybe they should have started with who the father WASN'T--that sounds like a furry short list.