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The Twelve Days of Zevo

My birthday is April 14th....that is 10 days from now. Thus i have proclaimed the 12 days of Zevo, starting today and ending 2 days after my birthday. That is more than enough time for Donatella Versace and Madonna to plan my party.

Boo and Lucy Fur will be leaving soon for Italy and staying at George's villa until i arrive. They are helping plan the event. I am hoping this year it is held in Paris. A few days at the Moulan Rouge would be so nice. (hint hint)

I will be registering for gifts in the next few days at the usual places like Versace, Vespa, Dolce Gabbana, Tiffany's.....etc.

Meanwhile it is important that i stay here in Salem to run the businesses for the next week. Nubi has been no help at all. He is still hoping to hear he is the father of Dannielynn. I am not sure what we will do with a baby at Casino Calamari... or Brothel Calamari. Maybe we could sell it on ebay.

ciao for now

Shop until you drop at the Planet Calamari Shop and help pay for my flight to Europe.


Gemini said...

Oh my! That's Momma's purrthday too!

Daisy said...

Oh, it sounds like you will be having a fabulous birthday. And you have some very beautiful jewels.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh Happy Early Birthday. What a great idea! Presents!! Sending Purrs to a very beautiful Kitty Cat