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French police were called in to subdue a large crowd of drunken cats claiming to be friends of Nicole Kidman, wearing tiaras and top hats last night at the Moulin Rouge. Authorities said the cats continued to sing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" over and over until patrons of the Moulin Rouge handed over their jewelry.
Many cats were arrested, but all escaped in the middle of the night. No one is sure how they pulled off such a stunt. None of the jewelry has been recovered.
In other Paris news, the Louvre has now reported that da Vinci's painting, The Last Supper has also been replaced with a paint by number version and the statue of Venus de Milo was replaced with a papier mache version. Authorities have no explaination for the missing pieces or how they were replaced without cameras recording the event.
The royal corgies who were found in the Louvre are now suspects. Queen Elizabeth has demanded that they be returned at once to England.
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