LIVE FROM ARUBA:
An unconfirmed source who seemed to be drunk has claimed that he witnessed 2 pooses wearing trench-coats and tiaras boarding a private lear jet last night at Hangar 13. No other details have surfaced about the stolen jewelry and other property of those at the casino the night of the theft.
Breaking News from San Diego: CAT FIGHT AT THE BETTY FORD REHAB FOR POOSES.....STAY TUNED FOR MORE......... ALERT......... SWAT TEAMS ON THE SCENE.........
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