Associated Press
8-19-06
As of Saturday morning Queen Elizabeth's crown is still missing. The Terror Alert has been raised to the highest level in the US and in Great Britain. Speculation that Al Queda pooses have been linked to this theft as well as other strange incidents in London last night. Karl Rove released a statement saying these pooses have been seen with weapons of mass destruction.
An unidentified source claims these pooses are visiting London for a birthday party given by Madonna. Sources claim these pooses are anti-bush, and with an organization called Pigs for Peace. Authorities are not sure whether they are looking for cats or pigs.
Madonna has refused all interviews. George Clooney released a statement saying that the pooses in question are being targeted for their politics and they are innocent. The Dixie Chicks, Neli Young and Michael Moore have flown into London to lend support for Pigs for Peace.
As of Saturday morning no arrests have been made.
This article courtesy of Planet Calamari
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