APBREAKING NEWS: Jewel thieves are said to be running loose in Aruba. Sources confirm several sapphires, diamonds and precious stoned jewelry, flip flops and cell phones to be missing. Unconfirmed sources claim Al Queda Pooses are to blame. Other sources reported seeing two pooses wearing tiaras running while wearing Jimmy Choo flip flops down the beach from armed police. No details on their where abouts have been confirmed.
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