Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2006-08-12

Gwyenth Paltrow RSVPs

Dearest Boo and Zevo,

I so look forward to this party. What a joyous occasion it shall be.

Alas, I shall have Apple and Moses stay with the nanny for the evening. If there is anything I can bring please let me know. I do not want you to fret about carry on luggage.

Chris and his band are so happy that they can perform for this bash.
See you oh so soon,

Love,

Gwyneth

4 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

Hi Gwyen,

Now that you mention it... could we borrow your hair and make-up crew for the evening? We would hate to chance bringing shampoo on the plane.

Thanks ever so much.. you are one of our favorites. Sorry I bit you at Madonna's wedding.. too much champagne. And that is water under the bridge...right?

love
zevo

Anonymous said...

Zevo...That was you that bit me? I honestly do not remember it was you. I am sure it was Madonna. We were fighting over the macrobiotic cake. I think you were so drunk you thought you bit me. I am so sorry you have gone all this time feeling bad about something you did not do. Poor dear. Let me make it up to you by giving you the pink dress I wore to the Oscars the year I won.
Will that do?

love
Gwyen

zevo hussein calamari said...

Gwyen....
No No No i would not feel right
(or look right) in your darling pink dress... please donate it to the Smithsonian. Can i have the goth one everyone hated instead? I live in Salem and it would be perfect for October.

Love,

zevo

Anonymous said...

I did NOT bite you gwyen.it was Jennifer Aniston that bit you. ... still jealous over the whole Brad & you thing.... wasn't that a long time ago? Get a life. I tried to get her into the Kabbala vibe...
Tho, I am sure now she wished she bit Brad instead that night.

See you and Chris at the bash... and don;t forget my birthday tea is this week too!

love

Madonna